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I love how milk is so alive it’s almost schizophrenic. Put some cultures in and it yogurtfies. Add some acid, you’ve got cheese. Hundred of types of cheese based on just waiting times. Insane. Cook it and it caramelizes into thick nectar. Steam it and a cappuccino is born. Ice cream. Sweetened condensed. Goat milk. Sour cream. Heavy cream. Raw. Buttermilk. Powdered milk. Milk chocolate. We love milk so much we speak about percentages of it, like gold carats. Milk is foundational. Biblical. Something maternal and natural and feminine about it. Milk is alive
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It won’t stop being summer in California
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I love when people have a 15lb dog on a leash and they’re like ā€œLola, come on!ā€ My man you’re 180lbs and that animal is tethered to you. As it sniffs my ankles and licks me, the fake exasperation ā€œcome on, girlā€ is really quite a good show
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I know this may be heresy but I’m against eggs as the main character. I don’t think they’ve got headlining energy. They are best used to bind, emulsify, be a sidekick in the dish. Massively important, but they should know their place. I think eggs have been wrongfully given A-list status and I’m not about it
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We are attached to all of our relatives by way of hormones. My mom and sister and great great grandfather all sit within me, talking to me. This is why the first half of the Bible is basically a family tree. Who begat who. The line of connection matters
I truly believe we're way more spiritual than we let out
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Boys. Listen closely and the leftist goblins are actually worshipping at your feet. ā€œStraight white maleā€ is a prayer. What they truly mean is: ā€œyour majestyā€
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One of the aspects of my job that I really like is being an unassuming pair of eyes. I get to observe powerful and successful men. Quiet in the corner. The amount of data I’ve gathered based on nuanced minute details is pretty staggering. A woman with sharp eyes is a great weapon to a man if he is wise enough to utilize her
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Babies are obsessed with what is different than the rest. Red button on pants. Watch on a wrist. Things out of place. Abnormalities. They are running some intense algorithms. Pure little pattern noticers
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These people are walking sexual resentment. He identifies with the trans man in the locker room, because the trans is an ugly strange male in a place among girls that don’t want him. The leftist fantasy is a future where western girls are forced to accept unwanted alien males
It gets creepier the more you hear him talk like this. This is how actual child groomers talk. "Come on, you kids are going to see all this stuff anyway, your parents can't protect you." This cretin should be kept 50 yards away from schools and playgrounds.
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I have a sincere question. Why do men like this assign high value to the guy on the left but not the right? Is the idea that the left guy makes her wild and feral but the right guy doesn’t and bores her? Why is that conclusion jumped to? I am privy to quite a lot about male celebs and I know that 80% are closeted gay and that photos and relationships with women are produced and curated. And highly performative men like Dan are, behind closed doors, usually entirely opposite their public image. But regardless, how do you know that Dan behind the scenes wasn’t a childish weirdo that made her internally roll her eyes? That in fact HE was boring. And that perhaps the guy she married makes her feel fireworks and she’s never been more in love? What is the preoccupation with being a voyeur and crowning other men ā€œalpha?ā€ It’s almost as if these posters are fantasizing about other guys’ sexual prowess
The "guys she would hookup with" The Guy she marries
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I hate being a part of rage bait blackpill slop and that’s what this seems to have attracted. I do understand the male insecurity that the original post triggers. I don’t believe men should tolerate marrying prostitute-adjacent women, or not being desired by their wife. I actually think most men don’t have high enough standards. I was pointing out that the immediate reflex to imagine the sexual prowess/status of a guy a woman was involved with and imagine the husband (who is being held onto tightly/leaned into with his daughter in his arms) as a weak impotent dork is poor spiritual hygiene. It’s a cucked mindset. This does not dispute that perhaps she is whore and settled down with a guy she doesn’t find appealing. Fair. But no one knows that, no one knows anything about what is behind the scenes. It’s incredibly ill of the mind to orbit around this kind of garbage. To grow angry over what I see now as men labeling the husband as cucked and then identifying themselves in him. Why do you guys want to label and then identify with the perceived cuck? I wish that men take pride in their own potency and imagine themselves as champions
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Carbs are the fertility drug. Restriction of them will cause loss of a menstrual cycle in women, but in men it’s far less obvious. If you’re very hormonally astute you can see the lack of virility in carbless men. Proteinmaxxers don’t look right. They’re stressed
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It used to be that all the narcissists in the world had to go through a very gatekept process to be famous: Hollywood. Now we have social media and podcasts and influencing and viral stunts. Very accessible to the narcissists. And no more Harvey Weinstein to put himself between our eyeballs and them. So now we’re flooded with all kinds of cretins getting their attention fix
>doesnt breastfeed >doesnt cosleep >wakes up the husband who should be sleeping for work >a bunch of cameras and lights to make a video whining about how hard life is >probably not even a SAHM The world will be a better place when retards who make their lives unnecessarily difficult and performative like this stop reproducing
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Modern women’s greatest sin is not allowing men to be a little bit weak. We’re supposed to be a refuge for them. But not allowing an inch of fatigue is due to our chronic stress. We’re wired. On edge. Every small moment of male weakness is met with scathing hate. A girl doesn’t trust her instincts and understand her own power to heal him. There has to be tenderness for the moments of softness of a man. Yes, he cannot stay in that position for too long, but in allowing him to rest and recover and be soft, you’ll empower him. Women stopped believing in men
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California is katechontic. We must not let her fall
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Who wants to come over and for cookies and espresso
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What insane economic mechanics were involved to produce these types of people. Wretched souls of unholy unions. The children, the fruits of these unions, are rotten and broken. More misery added to the ledger. All the way down
This makes me so sad In the video a girl is discussing how her mom tells her she regrets having her… and the comments are all full of similar stories
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Sometimes all a man has to do is establish a standard. ā€œNothing less than this.ā€ And then tyrannically not tolerate a single thing below that threshold. Instantly makes him powerful, attractive in female eyes
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There is no way to understand ā€œconsentā€ behind closed doors. Once you go into a man’s home, the government is shut out. There is no referee calling fouls. Women are harming themselves by failing to understand you are at a man’s total mercy. Even at the mercy of his ineptitude at reading your drunk signals if he himself is drunk. This can be easily remedied by not being incapacitated around men you don’t know, and not engaging in intimacy with men you don’t fully trust and understand. Waking up foggy the next day and having regrets/feeling bad is personal issue. It is completely infeasible and should be legally impossible to wrangle the law into it afterwards
I honestly don't think this will stop until it starts happening to men on a consistent basis which is horrific to say but so is this šŸ‘‡
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The thing about bigger women is that they will nonstop decry ā€œstarvationā€ and ā€œorgan failureā€ because they have to personally cling to the belief that a 24 inch waist can only be achieved via illness and death. It’s the same mentality of leftists and communists. The successful and wealthy are ā€œoppressorsā€ and ā€œsociopathsā€ because understanding them as superior would shed light on one’s own deficiencies
Every muscle in the attached vid is atrophied my dear. If you can see someone's ribs on their chest, clearly outlined, that person is close to organ failure from starvation.
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Men aren’t really intimidated by beautiful women. They are simply terrified of confirming their own insufficiencies and low status. Beautiful women have the power of inadvertently making obvious a man’s deficiencies
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