Dan gets a tattoo...maybe while drunk but where no one would see during stings.... Chris sees it while they're hooking up/maybe in the hotel pool/ maybe while he's showing Del (depends on your beliefs) and Chris absolutely LOSES it
Robert Pattinson beating the shit out of Chris Hansen in a boxing ring like Mike Tyson and Logan Paul if Mike wasn't paid to lose yk.. I love Chris but this is very funny to me
Chris likes Dan because he's a combination of his guiltiest pleasures: his narcissism(sorry him and Dan look similar because Dan looks like his son yk) and little boys