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Howdy Dooby

@howdydoobytime

Bearded man. Uneducated crypto thoughts.

 Oceanside, CA
Joined March 2023
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Welcome to Derry was terrible. Crystal Lake is terrible. How many iconic IPs with this man be paid to fuck up?
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There are humans who bought $ARB at $2.
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It won't, but ok
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By my math this means 999 out of every 1000 Michiganders do not eat salad. cnn.com/2026/07/21/health/cy…
Tracking the largest cyclosporiasis outbreak in the US | CNN

Tracking the largest cyclosporiasis outbreak in the US | CNN

Some US states are facing a large and growing outbreak of diarrhea caused by cyclospora, a microscopic parasite that can contaminate fresh food or water.

cnn.com
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In Inception, Cobb is on the run because authorities think he pushed his wife to her death - from a hotel he never entered. No security cameras? This is worse than any historical inaccuracy in The Odyssey. #nolan #inception #odyssey
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Who can I blame for me selling $ETH at $3600?
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What new dex has the highest chance of issuing a Hyperliquid scale airdrop? $HYPE
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Self-custody of Bitcoin is a larp. There is no scenario where a government is so nefarious that they will steal your crypto but NOT so nefarious that they'll lock you up or disappear you - negating your self-custody. Canadian truckers, blah blah, grow up.
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*And you sir are far more likely to get hacked/phished and lose your Bitcoin than Coinbase or another reputable custodian.
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Sell orders placed to scale out of $ETH between 4000 and 5000. Most won't hit on the high end of that range (this time). But it'll be nice to cash out the imminent short squeeze and rebuy the retrace.
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If you don't feel like a crypto genius who can't possibly lose a penny, you're underinvested. $BTC $ETH $SOL $SUI $HYPE $FARTCOIN
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Sundays are so boring. $BTC
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The maximum number of human beings who will EVER own one full Bitcoin is 21 million - far less than 1% of the world population, and less than 50% of the world's millionaires. $BTC
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By the end of July, Bitcoin will flip the population of Pasadena. $BTC
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If the entire crypto community sent @LynAldenContact 0.01 BTC we would be underestimating her value.
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There are more photos of Trump with Epstein than there are of me with my mom. And I love my mom.
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Actually pretty funny. $TIA
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If you're not constantly updating shit bids to catch a "Trump bombs Fordow" flash crash, you're either broke or stupid. BTC -10% ETH -15% SOL -15% HYPE -10% alts -25%
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Just bought one American $ETH for kicks. First time in over a year. Feels weird.
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If $HYPE drops below $39 it's going to test $38.99.
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