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the bank
Joined August 2022
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life keep testing this n!gga like it ain’t learned yet… i don’t fvckin break.
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When you can't find a chair in church and the pastor starts saying "the devil has no place in the temple of God"
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I'm not even surprised 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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If you dey get am clear No forget those wey dey when ogi never turn to custard ~Zlatan 🎵
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So if the men will be rewarded with 72 virgins, what is the reward for the women? Are the virgins going to be newly created human beings, or those who had lived with us?
I THINK I WILL GO WITH MUHAMMAD ON THIS TAKE🤪👍 Jesus said that there would be no marriage in the resurrection. Meanwhile, according to a narration attributed to Abu Umamah, Muslims would be rewarded with 72 virgins and everlasting erections. 🤣 Qur’an 78:31–34 also describes the rewards of Paradise, including companions with full, rounded breasts. At this point, I think I’ll go with Prophet Muhammad on this one! 🤣👍🤪😜😂
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Asake new verse on Blaqbonez Cashout Snippet 🫡🔥🔥
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For 3 weeks now my subscription has been writing setting up, please what can be the curse?
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E get the way person go like your ex you go dey pity am
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Breaking🚨🚨: Michael Carrick just left the Manchester United training ground 😱
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Na here I Dey calm down take all the wrong decisions I take, when I saw it was goin to be +234 I would’ve just d!ed in the womb man💔🙇🏽‍♂️
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What are the annoying things people do on WhatsApp?
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Can I bet on who's winning this Ballon d'Or on sporty bet cause I know the person who's gonna win it tonight.
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Guys there are more good opportunities open right now please follow Baba link now you may be more lucky there. Do it now, don’t waste time. 🤍👑🫡
The Don Jazzy Tech Scholarship 2027 is now open! Apply here: donjazzy.tsacademy.com Good luck, guys! ❤️🐘
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I don’t mind spending on a girl if she is worth it
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This week just started and it’s already exhausting🫩
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Peller will teach you that having money doesn’t mean people will automatically respect you
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i’m not where I want to be yet but i’m so proud of my progress
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Omo I gats coin up o
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As a young Guy, these four Basic things will make you stand out whenever you go out with your peers 1. Wear good shoes; It doesn’t have to be so expensive but make sure it’s a good shoe. People always gazed at your feet before they get to know who you are and what you can offer.
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I’d pick a cold weather over a hot weather anytime solely because Sex is much better in Cold weather.
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