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Read that again
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Omg since when can you speed up VN’s on imessage???? Life is worth livinggggg
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So valid
ngl I be in the gym moving off pure hatred no pre-workout needed
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Pure hatred is the pre-workout.
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Sorry if I, made me your type
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It’s just my preferred lifestyle 🫶🏼
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But i’m like soOoo type A in some ways, but so Type B in other (most) ways. I don’t get it either tbh
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Mad awks when you half swipe and the other person has snap premium like some neek
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When a man says “correct me if I'm wrong" as if I would ever skip that opportunity
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m retweeted
sometimes you just got ignore a pretty woman’s insane tweets
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Been consuming cough syrup for the last 3 days with 96% ethanol in it. That’s just great innit
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£6 for a cough syrup already spun me and it’s been haram the entire time ????? Muslim pharmacist served me aswell, no blame or anything but COME ON man
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Everything is fine when you’re standing in eye of the hurricane
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High on antibiotics
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Oi the last Beta squad video has me HOWLING they’re so unintentionally funny man ffs 😂😂
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“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine
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how do i explain to people that i can just slip into a nonverbal mood and it has absolutely nothing to do with them
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when someone asks me what i’m thinking and i have to choose which layer of insanity to disclose
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When i’m sick, nothing quite beats a plain ol cracker
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Sorry for letting despair get to me i forgot that at my core i am someone who overcomes
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Ukno it’s serious when you get the Twinings lemon & ginger tea out
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