el gato fumador (@httpsglitch) header
el gato fumador (@httpsglitch) profile picture

bad at kms so im still here, he/they

twenty8 / nj / 🇩🇴
Joined November 2011
Photo by el gato fumador (@httpsglitch)Photo by el gato fumador (@httpsglitch)Photo by el gato fumador (@httpsglitch)Photo by el gato fumador (@httpsglitch)Photo by el gato fumador (@httpsglitch)Photo by el gato fumador (@httpsglitch)Photo by el gato fumador (@httpsglitch)Photo by el gato fumador (@httpsglitch)
el gato fumador retweeted
I voted Dominican
18
1,896
46
13,146
142,586
el gato fumador retweeted
naomi watts violently slapping her pussy and crying in mulholland drive. we’ve all been there girl
7
677
39
9,171
197,848
el gato fumador retweeted
fumando un porro mientras hace frío
41
3,877
114
25,648
304,181
el gato fumador retweeted
Type shit
37
3,618
148
57,493
552,624
el gato fumador retweeted
every halloween being a reminder that everybody has a far more robust and active social life than i do
19
3,533
122
29,774
296,267
el gato fumador retweeted
if you ever feel like you're lagging behind your peers and falling short in life, it is imperative that you lash out on the people closest to you
90
6,117
213
72,751
815,461
el gato fumador retweeted
FUN FACT: It’s pronounced “Numbuh” in KND because of Patrick Stewart in Star Trek: The New Generation. Safe travels to your final frontier, Captain.
46
2,265
35
14,829
189,838
el gato fumador retweeted
"what are doing for halloween" getting high and jerking off
38
1,742
72
16,905
248,063
el gato fumador retweeted
I have arfid and the only food I can eat is your pussy bro it’s a medical condition please help me
42
6,430
411
64,471
621,792
el gato fumador retweeted
I’m staying inside for Halloween
47
1,889
102
19,720
245,842
el gato fumador retweeted
child's play is a lot like kingdom hearts in the sense that it knows how fucking insane the concept is and decides to ramp it up all the way to 11 with complete sincerity and that's why people love it
re-watching the chucky movies
8
245
4
2,179
26,623
28
5,508
154
40,285
401,699
el gato fumador retweeted
missing someone who doesn’t care if i was dead or alive on the last thursday of October at 2:02pm
18
2,149
76
12,882
177,717
el gato fumador retweeted
strap harness companies will always put some shit like WOMAN strap for HER she HER strap on the waistband
15
145
18
4,228
52,494
el gato fumador retweeted
omg everything means too much to me i have to be killed
38
12,370
300
41,825
560,503
i want laws passed that restaurants can't use ai photos of food in any way. not only is it hideous and doesn't even look like real food, you shouldnt be allowed to advertise a fucking fake product that you can't deliver. why is this allowed and not counted as false advertising
3
3,038
74
29,801
210,129
el gato fumador retweeted
THIS. Halloween being on a Saturday feels like a cruel joke on top of it too. 😭
this october has been the least halloween-y i’ve felt in awhile idk what’s wrong with me
16
109
9
1,686
28,692
el gato fumador retweeted
Companies that need a RICO case. E-Z Pass, T-Mobile, Con Edison. APPLE
203
3,064
422
14,451
289,042
el gato fumador retweeted
anyone fw dominican vampire x regular haitian girl niggayuri ??
131
1,777
119
9,561
103,359
el gato fumador retweeted
representation of how i've been moving with this 2026 cinema run
27
2,739
87
22,502
339,567