@humanstat

eternal as i am, i curl like a cinder in that blaze

 she/her ♱ 28 ♱ biracial
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Joined February 2025
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jam with the trinkets that @heartsantidote and i gave them!
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^•-•^@iwtvlcats23h
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that is literally s1 dale jennings
Ernie@SesameErnieOct 24
Oh my gourd! Look at how cute my baby picture is. 🧡😂🎃
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the funniest possibility is that sam was not just jacob's plus one but also shelia's and they showed up with him in their hands like their kid who they couldn't get a babysitter for
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the thought of sam being in attendance when jacob has been making his tiktoks. and i smile
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i think about this edit multiple times a week still idgaf
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🤍🦢 #LestatdeLioncourt #TheVampireLestat
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claudia told her at midnight she had to take five dozen cupcakes for the bake sale at her school tomorrow, she just got done fighting with louis after he suggested to just go out & buy the cupcakes & when she finally got done baking she discovered claudia ate all the sprinkles
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This fucking masterpiece I just found three seconds before going to sleep
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^•-•^@iwtvlcatsOct 22
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.@elievcrOct 22
what fucks me up the most about this scene is that louis and lestat weren't even really on good terms here, but they stopped being cunts to eachother so they could terrorize claudia together
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noct ♤@jounolovrOct 20
and this is how claudia joined them
Riot Zac
@RiotZacOct 20
bro you can't be serious
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❦︎@lestatsaintOct 20
he's so boyfriend...
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Sam being a dr. pepper girlie I know that’s right
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posting this late but #secured... a beautiful start to my birthday week
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★@sampunzelsOct 20
how fast your hair grows when you’re pure of heart
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❦︎@lestatsaintOct 17
computer take this fellas clothes off. computer show me this fella butt booty naked. computer show me this fellas meat
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lord have mercy on iwtvtwt during this drought. we've resorted to putting ourselves in the shoes (hooves?) of sam reid's cows
megan@paristocairoOct 17
imagine being a cow and sam reid farm and he’s like shoveling ur shit I’d be so embarrassed omfg
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Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 14
I'm almost afraid to ask. You're not Satan from hell are you
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