@humorosaurus

हम को मालूम है Twitter की हक़ीक़त लेकिन दिल के ख़ुश रखने को 'ग़ालिब' ये ख़याल अच्छा है | History, food, films, art and everything performative

 Kabhi Dharamshala Kabhi Dilli
Joined June 2025
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A map of 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗵𝗶, divided into multiple categories. I'll keep adding newer stuff. It also has some Durga Puja pandals for pandal hopping enthusiasts. Share with people who might need it. google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?m… – at New Delhi, India
Laphingwala@humorosaurusJun 6
Should I make a free and affordable stuff to do map for Delhi
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Indian coffee house terrace
Shireen@shireenazam7h
Best Delhi spot to recreate this in 2029? 🌚
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Kevin Pietersen🦏
@KP2410h
The India I know and love! cc - @narendramodi 🙏🏽
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उस के चेहरे की चमक के सामने सादा लगा आसमाँ पे चाँद पूरा था मगर आधा लगा
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In an ideal world I'd be singing chaand si mehbooba rn but sigh
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Almost every momo stall in Delhi tastes the same because they're mass produced daily at designated "momo factories" and supplied throughout the city. Hence, not a big fan of them. But on nights like these when you suddenly crave a momo these do provide some respite. Grateful.
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Pour over at Pour over
Laphingwala@humorosaurusOct 25
Santushti Sunday
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Maya@kali_denali_Oct 25
They have shut down the campus and blocked off at least a couple of gates with 2ft brick walls. Uncountable policeman and other forces have taken over, and they are not letting students move around even on the footpath outside the gates.
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रविवार के रवि की किरणें और गोलगप्पे
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wild drum 🫗@wildestdrumOct 24
y'all get drunk and think about your ex i get drunk and think about delhi
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Facts only
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Laphingwala Dilli chhod ke gaya toh Laphingwala ka kya hoga yeh toh sab sochte hai. Par kya aapne kabhi yeh socha ki Laphingwala Dilli chhod ke gaya toh Dilli ka kya hoga?
Laphingwala@humorosaurusOct 24
Extra lights at Safdarjung's tomb today.
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Hg had exactly 24 hours in Delhi and newly employed me took her for Dilli darshan. Also accidentally twinned with our outfits. Heart and gallery both are full.
Laphingwala@humorosaurusOct 11
Had exactly 24 hours in Dehradun and newly employed hg took me cafe hopping with her pehli kamai. Heart and belly both are full.
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good day
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Extra lights at Safdarjung's tomb today.
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what i assume bajrang dal group chats are like
Rodger@ClearpillRebornOct 21
There is SEX likely happening within a one mile radius of where you are RIGHT NOW. What are you going to do about it?
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Half the ITBP was busy stopping protests across Delhi while also securing Durga Puja pandals in CR Park. China ke saamne dilli police toh nahi khadi kar di hai?
Krishna Yadav
@Control_KrishnaOct 23
🚨This is HUGE. And Deeply Worrying “China’s PLA is far ahead of us. We won’t be able to face them.” -ITBP DG And for the last 12 years, Modi ji was busy feeding the nation crocodile tales about his 56-inch chest. 😭
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In the past when i used to say i am from KMC people would say oh nice thats a good college, now they say ‘ohh antima behn kirorimal’
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🪭⁷ARIRANG@rainhrsOct 23
Replying to @humorosaurus
Laphingwala single handedly trying to spread delhi agenda(it's working)
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Surbhi Gupta
@bysurbhiguptaOct 23
I think of my childhood and Sunday picnics with my entire tabbar.
Laphingwala@humorosaurusOct 23
I mean how can you not think of love or your lover when you're here
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