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i’m writing you a poem that you will never read in a language that sounds like dying flowers
caught a signed @imperialesports jersey the other night at the HLTV confirmed podcast, thanks girls!! and good luck tomorrow! @twenty3cs @torycs2 @Kat_csgo @ANa_CSGO @ZainabTurkie
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when you find the duck, retweet and I'll send them a snack... the food drops on the pond at twitch.tv/dashducks
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i need an outfit that says i'm a 13 year old skater but i'm also a high fashion model and i'm in the military and ride a motorcycle. i'm homeless but i'm also a rich white dude and a dope dealer and a construction worker and im gay and japanese and russian and a football Hooligan
stoners be like “im not addicted to weed i can stop anytime” then pull out the industrial contractor grade propane blowtorch to ignite their triple filtering percolating ionizer with electrical hands free quartz nail to hit their 93% THC clear concentrate shatter oil wax dabs
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i fear nothing but i am a sharpness that spreads too quickly and will pierce the hearts of all those around me
do u ever just lay in bed and think about the fact that hollywood stars get jacked so they can shoot CGI lasers out of their fingers and crack a lil pun that went through 10 focus groups







