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3 frame comic. frame 1 person wonders what is on Threads today and looks. frame 2 person is looking at screen, face is a mix of maybe confusion, disgust, etc. last frame person is now in a different planet, saying that is why i moved to this planet. explaining to alien. alien responds alienly.

ALT 3 frame comic. frame 1 person wonders what is on Threads today and looks. frame 2 person is looking at screen, face is a mix of maybe confusion, disgust, etc. last frame person is now in a different planet, saying that is why i moved to this planet. explaining to alien. alien responds alienly.

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4 frame comic. first close up of sun slurping straw. then zoom out to show sun slurping from person on ground. next sun says thank you stupid human with thumbs up. ends with human responding with thumbs up, sizzling in heat.

ALT 4 frame comic. first close up of sun slurping straw. then zoom out to show sun slurping from person on ground. next sun says thank you stupid human with thumbs up. ends with human responding with thumbs up, sizzling in heat.

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4 frame comic. person holding cup of coffee asking sip coffee? next pours it away saying no no no. continues saying, in the morning, i only,sip cortisol. last frame scrolling phone, dazed eyes inches away.

ALT 4 frame comic. person holding cup of coffee asking sip coffee? next pours it away saying no no no. continues saying, in the morning, i only,sip cortisol. last frame scrolling phone, dazed eyes inches away.

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drawing of half man half horse centaur wishing happy chinese new year, throwing red packets and glitter.

ALT drawing of half man half horse centaur wishing happy chinese new year, throwing red packets and glitter.

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4 frame comic of worker driving to work. wondering why need to deal with jam, when he is not bread, then gets lightbulb idea, rams into tree.

ALT 4 frame comic of worker driving to work. wondering why need to deal with jam, when he is not bread, then gets lightbulb idea, rams into tree.

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2 frame comic. first, person assuming and blaming b40 poor folk. next a hammer flies and smashes head, voice outside frames says shut up.

ALT 2 frame comic. first, person assuming and blaming b40 poor folk. next a hammer flies and smashes head, voice outside frames says shut up.

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1 frame comic showing scene at work. clock shows time to go home, gen z happily walking out door, with 2 older workers looking disapprovingly, and 1 looking with awe and hope, all 3 thinking "wow..."

ALT 1 frame comic showing scene at work. clock shows time to go home, gen z happily walking out door, with 2 older workers looking disapprovingly, and 1 looking with awe and hope, all 3 thinking "wow..."

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2 frame comic. first, person is pointing and shouting oh my god, cut leg drink. then there's a beverage holding knife saying, no i only cut veggies, I'm vegan.

ALT 2 frame comic. first, person is pointing and shouting oh my god, cut leg drink. then there's a beverage holding knife saying, no i only cut veggies, I'm vegan.

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3 frame comic of person upside down in a headstand, saying happy new year, why am i upside down? nobody knows.

ALT 3 frame comic of person upside down in a headstand, saying happy new year, why am i upside down? nobody knows.

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4 panel comic of person with santa hat jumping and dancing wishing merry christmas. selamat hari natal, jangan nakal nakal.

ALT 4 panel comic of person with santa hat jumping and dancing wishing merry christmas. selamat hari natal, jangan nakal nakal.

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person sitting on floor

ALT person sitting on floor

someone outside frame asks are you ok

ALT someone outside frame asks are you ok

person gives big thumbs up

ALT person gives big thumbs up

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old man doing snake kung fu pose while wishing happy chinese new year.

ALT old man doing snake kung fu pose while wishing happy chinese new year.

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The victim in a sexual harassment case involving a uniformed policeman has made a public plea. She reported the incident two weeks ago at the Dang Wangi Police Station, and investigations are ongoing. The accused is still on duty at Wangsa Maju Police Station. 🧵1
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@NewsBFM16 Dec 2024
PDRM have launched an internal probe into claims that a police officer made obscene gestures toward a woman during a protest in the capital on Friday. However, police noted that no formal report has been lodged against the officer, who is currently serving in the KL area. 🧵1
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Animal rescuer Shima Aris has disputed police findings on the deaths of cats at Universiti Malaya, calling for a fresh investigation. She claimed that post-mortem results showed lesions and severed limbs, contradicting PDRM's assertion that stray dogs were responsible. 🧵1
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@NewsBFM22 Dec 2024
PDRM has confirmed that the recent deaths of several cats at Universiti Malaya were caused by an attack by a pack of stray dogs. CCTV recordings showed the cats were attacked on Dec 17, 20, and 21. Police have urged the public to avoid speculating about the case to prevent unnecessary anxiety.
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- i will spit in your mouth (done benci neopenjajah)
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@thealepalombo17 Dec 2024
This is Malaysia: - 0% tax on foreign income until 2036 - Nearly half the cost of living of Singapore - Tiered nomad visa: Silver, Gold, Platinum (5, 15, 20 years) Many consider it one of THE global hidden gems. Here are 7 reasons why Malaysia is SE Asia’s best-kept secret:
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lmfao covid finally got me, gg. pls save me meditation buddha osho jesus!!!!
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pandai betul twitter anak anjing ni game orang untuk reply. contohnya tadi aku nampak post paling bodoh takde otak punya level, maka aku terus laju2 taip reply. tapi aku pandai *sikit*, so aku delete. lepastu aku taip reply ini pula. (tetap kena game. gg social media wins again.)
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hxsm (@hxsm) profile picturehxsm@hxsm29 Apr 2020
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SPAIN - Locals aren’t happy that one of the only cleared roads, was closed for a Royal visit. The Royals were pelted with mud & the PM evacuated. Absolute rage from people who feel abandoned & fury that the PM thought a royal walk about would fix it.
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