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Alyssa M.

@hyperb_aly

I do it for the bitcoins.

Joined April 2015
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how many of you have ever felt personally victimized by your horoscope app? 🙋‍♀️
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it’s actually illegal to send me a voice message
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me omw to therapy for the 2nd time this week
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I love complaining so much
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tiktok just suggested i follow my therapists account gonna go take a nap now
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sam@hamiamsam13 Oct 2022
check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison
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And so it begins... #JW4
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i will actually pay you not to use the word “dump” in your IG caption x
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i guess i just didn’t expect so much of matrix resurrections to take place inside a san francisco joe & the juice
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hey there delilah, what’s it like in pete davidson's native new york city
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Laying in the grass counting the stars in the sky
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unfriending everyone who captions “nature is healing” on a post of them at a bar or whatever x
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They should set up a vaccine site in LA at the $80 million house Davina couldn’t sell on Selling Sunset
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me finally replying to all the messages I’ve left on unread: teapaw.org/findurmeme/status/1258…
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weezer
@Weezer27 Apr 2021
Oh honey
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@trixiemattel27 Apr 2021
Weezer Teal Album. Listen to it or go to federal prison.
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declan@declannoying21 Apr 2021
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i love passing out on the couch & then waking up & completing my skincare regimen at 2.45am.
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i am under the impression wandavision is a new talk show hosted by wanda sykes and i would like to keep it that way
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please i beg you do not post a pic of your heart-shaped pizza
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