23|He/him| Peak fiction's greatest warrior

Joined May 2020
Man 21st malazan book done and like 5 million words downed, it's crazy to think that at most there are 4 more books left and the series will be done by like 2030, and I have less than a sixth left to read
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Hitting on someone by telling them I'm an early stock adopter and visionary but not in bank or money sense but rather spamming sports gifs on Discord and adopting the sob emoji hand emoji/sob emoji pray emoji combo
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Endlessly enamoured by the malazan glup shittos yeah sure give me 3 Jaghuts arguing with a bunch of sappers debating civilization
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Is the fact that the world keeps spinning while you feel like a rabbid dog comforting or despairing, much to think about
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Since roughly 4 years ago I opened the account I'm locking in for book #99 to be Bleach CFYOW 3 (these are the only LNs I'm ever adding cos Bleach dickriding) and #100 will be Legacies of Betrayal wild ride so my Malazan allegiance never fades off
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Another sad example of many franchises like Mid Dickarus being Fire Emblem victims #HeroKingMarthOwnsYou
HOLY SHIT THE FALCHIONS AND FIRE EMBLEM???
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This FE shit is serious I'm on my 8th consecutive run on a game from this series since July started
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Every single time I've read an acclaimed Batman story I immediately read another not quite as popular but that easily surpasses it
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City of Crime mogs Hush so much it's not even funny Cataclysm/Aftershock/No Man's Land quite easily surpass Knightfall Though TLH is still excelent, people do not talk enough about how fucking good Dark Victory is
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This is the best endorsement I've ever read that he still got it, can't wait for when Walk in Shadow drops too
Was pumped to read the new malazan and just let out the most exasperated sigh. Surely he’s fucking with us at this point right 😭
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Next physics Nobel laureate acceptance speech leaked 👇
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Fortune's Weave realky looks like my type of thing I can't wait till I'm able to bite in
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Ziggy and me really are just the blowjob brothers
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The Soul Society is woke???
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This is embarrassing but honestly could really use some help getting through the month if you can spare it. Ive finally got sumn on the horizon job opportunities wise but I am not getting paid from it until the end of the month. Would really appreciate it. RTs appreciated
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It is definitely a way more interesting and resonant approach to make the Cataclysm and No Man's Land events happen because of an earthquake, as it challenges Bruce with his stance as a beacon of hope and not having an enemy to take down, rather than TDKR "Bane did it"
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As Ziggy eloquently said "If you shit on Fire Emblem as a strategy rpg, I think it's a more respectable take to gas up Mario + Rabbids than Shining Force"
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