@hyperprior

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 Philadelphia, PA
Joined May 2024
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it's all coming together
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leaving the bathroom at work with wet pants thinking “ah shit they’ll think I peed myself” but then realized I shouldn’t worry if people think that considering I did piss all over my pants
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incredible
Homeland Security
@DHSgovAug 28
On August 27, ICE arrested Milo Yiannopoulos, an illegal alien from the United Kingdom, at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY) in Kenner, Louisiana. Yiannopoulos legally entered the country on May 14, 2019, through New York City, New York. He chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation’s laws.   Yiannopoulos was issued a final order of removal by an Immigration Judge on July 22, after failing to show up for his immigration hearing. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal.    Being in detention is a choice. We encourage all illegal aliens to take control of their departure with the CBP Home App. The United States is offering illegal aliens $3,000 and a free flight to self-deport now. We encourage every person here illegally to take advantage of this offer and reserve the chance to come back to the U.S. the right legal way to live the American dream. If not, you will be arrested and deported without a chance to return.
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I kinda like windows
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if you get a penis tattoo, do you get it while soft or hard?
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I'm sorry @kenwheeler
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Demir Eren
@demirerenAug 8
It’s kinda crazy how software engineering has turned into systems design
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"sheep rancher" posting pictures of goats smh
Barrett
@SledgeDevAug 9
I’m pretty much a sheep rancher
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Denis Villeneuve is the Big Box Office auteur that Nolan wishes he was and most people think he is, I couldn't help watching the odyssey each scene I'm like "Villeneuve would have nailed this movie"
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the odyssey was total ass but I was expecting so much worse that I left pretty pleased with it
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why is Trump spam-texting me about a Harrison Ford movie from 30 years ago?
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skip the Nolan movie and just read this over and over for a couple of hours poetryfoundation.org/poems/4…

Ulysses

It little profits that an idle king, By this still hearth, among these barren crags, Match'd with an aged wife, I mete and dole Unequal laws unto a savage…

poetryfoundation.org
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patagucci perf papi
@kenwheelerAug 2
“hey babe, i got bad news”
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after weeks of incredibly low mood/morale, despair and despondency, I suddenly have this deep urge to live and be happy, gonna ride that for as long as it lasts
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I've been mostly off the app for a few months, the vibe was pretty meh, should I come back, is the vibe good now?
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reversion to the ming
zach
@swe_zachJul 17
Reversion to the mean
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he can also absorb liquids from a distance without the liquids being mixed with the ambient seawater so there is some sort of biochemical process he can do at a distance
hyperprior
@hyperpriorJun 25
I think a lot about the episode where spongebob gets shrunken down and then expands when squidward uses him to wash plates in the dishes and then he explodes from too much water there is just so much to unpack there
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it also follows that he chose to shrink down, he wanted to be bathed by squidward in that sink
hyperprior
@hyperpriorJun 25
Replying to @hyperprior
the fact of the matter is, there are many occasions in which Bob absorbs liquids, so this is something he can control, so when he bursts the Krusty Krab, he chose to do that
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I think a lot about the episode where spongebob gets shrunken down and then expands when squidward uses him to wash plates in the dishes and then he explodes from too much water there is just so much to unpack there
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the fact of the matter is, there are many occasions in which Bob absorbs liquids, so this is something he can control, so when he bursts the Krusty Krab, he chose to do that
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