Hello everyone just realise some of my favourite people still follow this account - maybe you prefer it to my OG? 😬😮 Anyway, if you do enjoy the silence, cause I'm not on here really v much

Back @icod

Gemini has just been giving me orthodontic advice. It was quite useful actually.

I'll whisper it very quietly though... I quite like Twitter premium

YAYYYY

It's Oral Health Day.

The Courtauld. Might be my favourite art gallery. Its ok - I know I sound a ponce

Oh my God, I think I might actually be getting somewhere with Dean and my Twitter account. He's asked me to send them details about it and a new account that they'll transfer my account to. I'm optimistic we might be on the way

Imagine paying £150 per ticket for #therestishistory festival and people finding out about it though

Someone blue sky just asked me the rules for summer dressing. I pray, I don't have to remind you of this

Let's do a your day in three. I'm going to be strict if you break the rules Gym/book/comedy

I'd totally forgotten I'd got a ticket to see @MrMichaelSpicer in November. I'm going to sit in the front row and nonchalantly smoke a pipe. Staring.

Update from Dean about my account. I've got to prove that the name is associated with me and send them documentation. I hope they presume that means my email address not iCod. How on earth will I prove that icod is related to me not my crypto alter ego ?

No one cares about your divorces proposals and firearms tendencies