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she/her. 18+ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Joined November 2014
this keeps popping up on my tl and there are actual tears he just fully flattened him
Man finds an unusual spot to sit while waiting at the airport.
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obsessed with how @thisistommckay is so determined to prove to chat that he can do it, he tries to convince himself every time on stream that a bonk on the head is a masterstrike
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tbf he’s so real bc i too celebrate any hit i manage to get in bc i forget to dodge and not just block every time lmao
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saint fucking nicholas thank you lord
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No other Christmas advert this year is going to beat this one.
Santa has shaved off his beard for the M&S Christmas ad ★★★★★ James Norton plays Santa, talked by Mrs Claus (Lucy Punch) into losing the beard and the red suit for an M&S wardrobe so he can see a British Christmas undercover.
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Heinrich always followed Henry like a little duck 🐥#hansry #kcd2
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can ao3 come back now
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han retweeted
TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE
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i keep watching videos of this man he’s just SO good
Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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might genuinely be the greatest 24 hours of all time just been nothing but great news
BREAKING: Netanyahu officially loses majority in Israel’s election.
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i can’t believe my dad is nearly 70 years old and he’s broken his no social media rule and is currently sending me reels on instagram 😭
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TOMMMMMMM I LOVE HIM SO BAD I’M SO PROUD
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NEWS ALERT! @thisistommckay chosen as one of this year's BAFTA Breakthrough performers! More at bafta.org/programmes/bafta-b…
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LMAOOOOO i’m not american but seeing all that blue is fucking DELICIOUS
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would absolutely never say this for the uk but still
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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For the first time in US history, a gay man, a Black woman, a Muslim, Native American woman, Palestinian, and Latina have won their respective midterm elections.
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Democrat Deb Haaland has won the election for governor in New Mexico. She will make history as the first Native American woman to be governor.
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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i love her and her incessant use of the word cunt because it validates my incessant use of the word cunt
Olivia Colman says swearing feels different in England, and Americans stare at her when she does. She first checks if she’s even allowed to swear. “You know they’re gonna Fxck it, I’m so sorry, am I allowed to swear?” Conan O’Brien:’“You’re allowed to swear.” Olivia colman: “Cunty fuck, fuck…” Conan O’Brien: “Sorry, now you’ve gone too far people likes it when a woman says it but when it’s a man he’s thrown in prison.” Colman explains that swearing is more affectionate in England. “In England it’s a whole other ball game. It’s quite alarming when people look shocked when I say it here. I’ve learned to try not to.” Conan O’Brien: “You’re Olivia Colman. You’ve earned it Cunt it up.” “I’m going to get a T-shirt that says that, because if this is what ends me in this country, I’m okay with that.”
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