【 𝑱 】ー 𝑫𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒊𝒕𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝑫𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒓

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀| Wᴇᴀᴋ 𝙷𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽𝚂 . . . ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀| Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑 . ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀| Sᴏ . . . Sʜᴀʟʟ I ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ 𝑯𝑶𝑷𝑬 ? ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀| Tʜᴇ 𝑯𝑶𝑷𝑬 ᴏғ ᴍʏ 𝐺𝑈𝐼𝐷𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐸 . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

ㅤ ㅤㅤ❝ If you got bored of that one , there are many other ways for me to hit you with . I think I know everything I need to know about you already ~ . ❞ ㅤㅤ❝ Who the fuck is Yotsugi ? . . . I'm going to remember that name , in case she happens to be as stupid as you . ❞

Of course . Why ?

ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ Of course , mistress . I will absolutely do as you say . Oh , I'll be on my way to make your bed ! . . . As if ! ❞ ㅤㅤ ❝ Maybe if he had his daughter closer to him , you wouldn't need to hear how he has someone better to replace her , hm ~ ? ❞

ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ . . . Do you not get it , miss detective ? I'm saying that if you find those two any hot at all , you have a more normal taste than I have . Simple as that ! ❞ ㅤㅤ ❝ And I can speak of him as much as I want . What are you gonna do ? Accuse me to the headmaster ? ❞

Junko's going to sleep . She's going to throw the leftovers from her breakfast , lunch , afternoon snacks and dinner to the trash before they stink the room . And so , she's tossing 4 cup noodles down the garbage duct . Same as yesterday , and the days before .

That was before he got a parasite growing in it . No backsies now . He can give it back once he gives birth , she doesn't want to deal with his " accidents " . 💢

That's what he gets for stealing her uterus from her corpse . 💢

ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ That is the point , they are objectively attractive , but I feel nothing for them . If you do feel something , you have a better taste than I do . ❞ ㅤㅤ ❝ Indeed , but I am not into the usual masculine man . Aside from your dad , of course . That's the issue . ❞

ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ He , along with Togami , are guys with objectively good looks , but I don't really like those types , that's the issue . ❞ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ As for their personality , they're boring as fuck ; but everyone's boring , so it doesn't matter . ❞

ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ Leon . Or Byakuya . I don't like their types at all , make a scale from 1 to 10 , if you like them more than a four , you have a more normal taste than I have . ❞ ㅤㅤ ❝ And yet , your brain made you come for me . What an awful taste ~ ! ❞

ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ Yeah , because I assume you have a better taste in men than I do , but maybe I'm wrong on that . ❞ ㅤㅤ ❝ Well , duh . I know I'm an 11 out of 10 , but you know what I am , so your brain should ignore all of my hotness . However , here you are . ❞

ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ So your brain is off and it only activates when you think about me ? ❞ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ Gee . My taste in men is bad , but your taste in women is worse . ❞

ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ And look who's back to kick me while I'm down . ❞

ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ This " corny " outfit is my school uniform . . . but I guess you're so old you do not remember what those are . ❞ ㅤㅤ ❝ Of course , I modified it to be more fashionable ; but it's still clearly and absolutely a high-school uniform . ❞

ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ What kind of person uses " odd " as a compliment ? ! You sure are an odd one , not just in the way you look ! ❞ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ I bet you barely have friends who just tolerate you . ❞

ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ You can , but you gotta take the hit if you choose to look like an out-of-time hippie . ❞ ㅤㅤ ❝ And hey , if the first thing you say about me is " weird " , how am I the rude one ? Am I supposed to just take it or what ? ❞

ㅤ ㅤㅤ ❝ Says the surely-over-40's hag dressed as a 2000's hipster . ❞ ㅤㅤ ❝ Do you even know what year it is , grandma ? ❞