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l am egocentric, obsessive, compulsive and I think too much of myself

Joined June 2018
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I’m a fat, hairy, feminist & misandrist. Leave me alone.
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danika retweeted
se for me chamar pra date em bar saiba que estarei assim
eu sou totalmente a favor de dates em bares, ideia de beber enquanto flerto com alguém me encanta
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Can a beautiful woman use me for sex
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I love girls with sideburns
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Wake up & pack my bag for the beach, god bless California
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Wordle in 3
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I keep going to bed at 9 #unc
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Post sex pleasantries: > Thank you for cumming > Thank you for having me
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What’s your guys fav hand cream
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I need to be put down like a sick dog. It’d be doing me a favor
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I miss having a loose tooth
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Do u want to go grocery shopping with me ?
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Dios te Bendiga
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Can I have $700 for a matcha
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me throughout the day always catching a gag cus everything is funny in my head
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If we arent going to make Election Day a national holiday and give everyone the day off work to go vote, we should all just start taking the day off work to go vote anyway. National strike to the polls.
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time is a spiral and every autumn i feel all the previous autumns in the air and i think that is so intimate and beautiful
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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the “Thug or What?” album cover 💿
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thinking about these photos again
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15 yards of tulle later
Making my Halloween costume this year has been such a pain but it’s a labor of love & I can’t wait to wear it 😁😁
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