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She/Her IG: IAlreadyWon_

Joined April 2009
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seeing other states go blue when you live in florida
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Rest in Paradise Marcel 💔
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Y you went AI for ya bday shoot my heart?
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Knowing you have a lady at home waiting to baby you >>>>
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i haven’t drank starbucks in 3 years u bitches is weak sauce u could get a coffee/variety of bevs on any block literally
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i like my women gay gay, if you know you was sucking dick last week, dont text me.
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You came home as a grown ass goofy lmao
I didn’t have to pay lol Brian does whatever I say on face asksmurk
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When yall make them AI flyers why don’t yall just ask AI to make yalls different?
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bitch if you gone be anything in life be fr
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i think we seriously underestimate how difficult it is to find a genuine friend as an adult
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I’ll be like “long story short” then still tell an entire fully detailed story
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anytime somebody do sum weird I just work on myself cuz what da fck am I even doin here
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DUBS IN THE MF CHATTTT
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I hate when GIRLS die
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They always taking the wrong white people brah
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People be like you older you bound to date someone with kids, baby I ain’t bound 2 shit
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With bacon.
my most American trait is I always want a cheeseburger
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at marshalls, who need a true religion portable charger
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the thing about me is im not an opportunist and i will burn that bridge. idgaf what you can do for me
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Yo bring back social distancing please everybody too close on lines
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