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I Dey pity the remaining laliga small club, you’ll see scoreline you go dey laugh. Barcelona go pai all of them elche and co! 😭💔
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Any one can win the Ballon d’Or, but not Lamine Yamal .
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In the case if Manchester united, half of their problems is in this image
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If Mbappe win the Ballon d’or today make una leave this app for us today oo
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They all know the truth. Messi yamal and co’ they cheated their way up now e don dey show 😂
Yamal didn’t wait till he was a grandpa before he won the World Cup
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MAGNIFICENT! Kylian Mbappé channelled his inner Cristiano Ronaldo by imitating the GOAT’s iconic celebration during last night’s El Clásico! And José Mourinho brought back memories of Inter Milan’s legendary Camp Nou qualification with a celebration straight out of that unforgettable night! Football heritage.
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Between Messi Fc And Yamal Fc Who know ball pass?
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🚨💣 BREAKING NEWS: HUGE TENSION ERUPTS WITHIN BARCELONA CAMP! Reports suggest that Barcelona are furious after learning that Kylian Mbappé is set to win the Ballon d’Or. They reportedly believe that if Lamine Yamal is not going to win the award, Harry Kane should be the one receiving it instead of Mbappé! The situation has reportedly caused serious tension within the Barcelona camp, with many believing Yamal has been unfairly overlooked. 👀💥
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Civil war going on between Messi and Yamal fans and it is proudly sponsored by Mbappé and Real Madrid 😂
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“Yamal didn’t wait till he was a grandpa before he won the World Cup” “Messi did not won the world cup with one tap in against saudi 😭😭😭😭” “Yamal did not retire and come back to beg FIFA for international trophies 🤣” Andre;
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Ronaldo completed football in 2008 No human can even come close at all
Why Ronaldo won the 2008 Ballon d'Or 📽️ #ballondor
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Messi fans vs Yamal fans who’s more delusional😂😂😂
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🏆 THE GOLDEN ERA: Decoding the Ballon d'Or (2016 - 2024) 🧵 👇 From the peak Messi-Ronaldo duopoly to midfield masterclasses, these 9 years defined modern football. Here is the definitive breakdown of the winners, their stats, their trophies, and the rivals they beat to the crown: 🐐 2016 & 2017: Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid / Portugal) Ronaldo dominated Europe back-to-back, establishing absolute supremacy with club and country. Key Trophies: 2x UEFA Champions League, UEFA Euro 2016, La Liga. The Blueprint: 51 goals in 15/16; 42 goals in 16/17. Top Contenders Overcome: Lionel Messi, Antoine Griezmann (2016), Neymar Jr. (2017). 🇭🇷 2018: Luka Modrić (Real Madrid / Croatia) The man who broke the duopoly. Modrić produced a pure footballing masterclass to carry Croatia to a historic World Cup final. Key Trophies: UEFA Champions League, World Cup Golden Ball. The Blueprint: Controlled every single pitch he stepped on, redefining the role of a modern midfielder. Top Contenders Overcome: Cristiano Ronaldo, Antoine Griezmann. 🌟 2019: Lionel Messi (FC Barcelona / Argentina) Pure individual wizardry. Messi dragged Barcelona to a domestic title with unmatched playmaking and goalscoring numbers. Key Trophies: La Liga, European Golden Shoe. The Blueprint: 51 goals and 22 assists in 50 club appearances. Top Contenders Overcome: Virgil van Dijk (separated by just 7 votes!), Cristiano Ronaldo. (Note: The 2020 award was cancelled) 🇦🇷 2021: Lionel Messi (Barcelona/PSG / Argentina) The international curse was broken. Messi finally lifted major silverware with Argentina to secure his 7th Golden Ball. Key Trophies: Copa América, Copa del Rey. The Blueprint: 41 goals, 17 assists, and Player of the Tournament at Copa América. Top Contenders Overcome: Robert Lewandowski, Jorginho. 🇫🇷 2022: Karim Benzema (Real Madrid / France) One of the most clutch individual Champions League campaigns in history. Benzema was untouchable in the knockout stages. Key Trophies: UEFA Champions League, La Liga. The Blueprint: 44 goals and 15 assists in 46 games. Top Contenders Overcome: Sadio Mané, Kevin De Bruyne. 👑 2023: Lionel Messi (PSG/Inter Miami / Argentina) An eighth crown completed football. Messi's legendary World Cup campaign in Qatar cemented his immortal status. Key Trophies: FIFA World Cup, Ligue 1. The Blueprint: 7 World Cup goals (scored in every knockout round) + 26 club assists. Top Contenders Overcome: Erling Haaland (Treble winner), Kylian Mbappé. 🇪🇸 2024: Rodri (Manchester City / Spain) The ultimate engine. As a defensive midfielder, Rodri proved that dominance isn't just about goals—it's about never losing. Key Trophies: UEFA Euro 2024, Premier League, FIFA Club World Cup. The Blueprint: 12 goals, 14 assists, 93% pass accuracy, and a historic 74-game unbeaten streak. Top Contenders Overcome: Vinícius Júnior, Jude Bellingham. 💬 Which of these years generated the most heated debate in your eyes? Drop your takes
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MY PINNED TWEET UNTIL KYLIAN MBAPPÉ WINS THE Ballon d’Or
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You gotta be really delusional to think Lamine Yamal is going home with the Ballon D’or tonight.
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NEW🔴: Sheikh Jassim still believes he would have been the dream owner for Man United. Fully cash bid, clearing all old debt, with zero new debt, for 100% of the club. He was the only bidder who offered to buy 100% of Manchester United 3 years ago. 🇶🇦 Investment package was worth more than $8B. #mufc
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BREAKING: "Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi have arrived in London for the ballon d'or ceremony award" Can't believe I won't be hearing this words ever again like forever 😭
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Hansi Flick was like, “Who is this baller??” 😭 How is this dude only 19?! 😭😂🫴
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WHEN YOU TAKE STUDENTS TO THE ZOO TO SEE MONKEYS Americans 🇺🇸 : Wow, It looks human British 🇻🇬 : So Cute Europe 🇪🇺 : Can we keep it ?? Nigerians 🇳🇬 : Emeka, See your papa 😂😂💔
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“If a rich man doesn’t want u to be with his daughter” Rich man: Take this 50 million and leave my daughter alone. “If a poor man doesn’t want u to be with his daughter” Poor man: Oya, sit down,I’m coming Once e step outside, na cutlass u go see am with,e ready to comot your head! 😭😂
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