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The @clavicular admitted to being paid often by @Pumpfun to pump certain coins.
The $CHAD incident — late March 2026 (clips circulated March 30, 2026)
“On a Monday Kick stream, his friend Androgenic took a call from @orangie manager and promoted a Solana memecoin, $CHAD, on Clavicular’s stream.
Market cap spiked to roughly $500,000, then collapsed to $3,000–5,000.
Clavicular reacted on air — not about the platform, but about being left out.
There’s been few of such pump and dumps.
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Being right years ahead of others isn’t nearly as satisfying as people think. Nobody apologizes for treating you like a crazy. They just come back years later, repeating what you told them as if it’s some groundbreaking revelation because they finally heard it from someone else.
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I’ve met people who are the sweetest, most gentle souls until their kindness gets taken for granted, then their dark side is terrifying. Because they love with no defenses, a single betrayal turns their warmth into cold rage. One minute they’re a gentle angel, the next, a ferocious tiger. It’s an exhausting cycle, but honestly, there’s a bit of that in me too.
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I'm not even sounding the claxon for this it's just horrible.
Any text > 256chars is a valid root password, holy shit
sshhole.com/
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>on a late night hacking rampage
>get paged at 10:27PM
>oh crap
>they caught me hacking
>its mallace
>gotta make some shit up, own it
>tell them: Ah yup. That was indeed me.
>No mallace intended.
>ask Claude what to do
>”let’s blame the clankers anon”
>say I've been agentic testing. Just halted the harness. It’s off the rails.
>founder is getting tagged on X formerly known as twitter
>founder pretends he didn’t know
>”tell them the agentic swarm did it”
>says: Woof! Looks agentically ‘off the rails’ to me!
>who needs lawyers when we can blame clankers
>crisis averted lol
Ah yup. That was indeed me. No mallace intended. I've been running some agents to do signups + agentic testing on similar platforms. Just halted the harness I was designing around this as it was definitely going off the rails and reaching too far
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In many jurisdictions this is a crime. In the US under Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, 18 U.S.C. §1030, in the UK under Computer Misuse Act (CMA) 1990, in Germany Strafgesetzbuch (StGB), and many others.
justice.gov/jm/jm-9-48000-…
legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1990/18/…
gesetze-im-internet.de/stgb/
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I was already freaked out about the number of hacks months ago ... and last week was the biggest hack in world history ... and today we hear of two MORE hacks — and it's only Monday 😵💫😭🤕😖🫠
