If you work while everyone sleeps, you're my people. Daily shift-work humor + money & fitness. Hoodies for the crew 👇 15% off thru Oct 31 | Amazon Associate
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Good morning to everyone sitting in the parking lot for 5 more minutes before clocking in ☕🌅 Rate your energy today 1-10. I'm a solid 4, and that's WITH coffee. 👇 #ShiftLife
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Nothing builds trust like hanging 40 feet up on a rope held by the one person who knows exactly how much you lied about flossing.
Nikita Kucherov just asked Tampa for a trade. If you could request a trade at work, you'd get out of... #NHL #ShiftLife
0%Mandatory overtime
0%The holiday schedule
0%Break-room fridge duty
0%Nothing, I'm a lifer
0 votes • 23 hoursRockets bring a 5-0 start into Dallas at 7 CT. 🏀 Streaks get built one night at a time.
Retirement too: one auto-deposit every payday, any shift.
Retire Early tee, 15% off Halloween sale, ends tomorrow, no code: etsy.com/shop/HeroShiftTees #NBACup #ShiftLife
Rockets go 6-0? 👇
Somewhere tonight a military mom has Knicks-76ers on in her kid's old jersey. Porch light on, phone face up, waiting on one text from overseas.
Wear red Friday. Remember Everyone Deployed.
RT so she's not watching alone. Tag a military mom.
#NBACup #ShiftLife
For the moms holding it down: "Proud Military Mom. Red on Fridays." hoodie.
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#NBACup tonight, Halloween tomorrow, and everyone's still hunting for a costume. Shift workers are set: the face we make when next week's schedule drops is scary enough. 🎃 #ShiftLife
Halloween sale: 15% off everything through Oct 31, no code needed. Ends tomorrow.
Scariest shift you've ever been scheduled for? Follow for daily shift-life laughs 👇
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Luke Hughes just ripped a one-timer in Vegas tonight, his 5th goal in 14 games after scoring 6 all of last season. 🏒
Me at the gym: 5 workouts in 14 days after 6 all last year. No highlight reel though. 😅
#NJDevils #ShiftLife
What's your glow-up stat this year? 👇
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Somewhere a candle from 2019 is still burning and has started paying rent. At this point it is less a candle and more a lighthouse with a vanilla scent.
My car's interior is 60% fries, 30% receipts, and 10% a parking pass from 2023. Tonight it gets the full shift-worker detail. Four things doing the heavy lifting.
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Vents and cupholders are where the dust lives rent-free. The AOCISKA soft detailing brush has 4.5 stars from 6.7K+ ratings and gets into the cracks without scratching the dash.
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Finish with the tires, because clean car plus dull tires is like a fresh fit with dirty shoes. Chemical Guys Tire Kicker has 4.6 stars from 19K+ ratings for that wet-black shine.
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The defending champ Knicks open NBA Cup group play in Philly tonight. The title you'd defend at work is...
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0%Fastest clock-in
0%Best break-room snack
0%Fewest call-outs
0%Most patient coworker
0 votes • 22 hoursToday's HYROX WOD, any shift 🏁
4 rounds:
400m run
15 wall balls
20 sandbag lunges
250m row
No gym? 2 min jog, 15 squat-to-press, 20 lunges, 10 burpees.
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Who's trying it today? 👇
#NBACup games tonight run late and plenty of fans will sleep in tomorrow. Some of us are up at 0500 anyway, cold morning or not. ☕ #ShiftLife
Halloween sale: 15% off everything through Oct 31, no code needed. Ends tomorrow.
What time does your alarm go off tomorrow? Follow for daily shift-life laughs 👇
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Oleksandr Usyk is 39 and planning to cut back down to cruiserweight for one more undisputed run. 🥊
I'm 36 and can't even cut back down to one coffee before shift. 😅
#Usyk #ShiftLife
Would you drop a weight class for one last title shot? 👇
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Noah Wyle says Eddie Murphy brushed off his autograph ask when he was 9 and he never forgot it. 😅 Mine was a boss telling me "breaks are a privilege." 😂 #EddieMurphy #ShiftLife Finish this: the work comment I will never forget is ____ 👇
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