ianmalcolm

i'm sure you'd all be worried about your farmville cows. it was a simpler time then.

as the trex headed for me all i could think was i wish i could check medieva auction one last time. bid?

i wish my island had cell towers. satphone bills are expensive and no texting.

this #airassicpark alternate time line proves even more of my theories. mo money mo problems

i'm in my ut office macking on undergrads with a stutter fetish.

I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANOTHER PHONY ME

@HammondJP Why didn't you welcome ME to Jurassic Park, you dirty old bastard?

Looks like you're out of a job, @DrIanMalcolm. Or don't I mean extinct?

http://tinyurl.com/d9g4l5 Harumph.

All the money spent on long-range forecasting -about half a billion dollars in the last few decades- is money wasted. It's a fool's errand.

@HammondJP So you went from capitalist to naturalist in just 4 years. That's something.

You know, at times like this one feels, well, perhaps extinct animals should be left extinct.

If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.