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I’m an ad executive trapped in non-billable time.

Joined January 2009
What depth would make sense to you lol
It doesn’t make sense to me that a lake can be that deep.
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You may not like it, but this body type can fix, patch or build damn near anything using only items in the garage
Men, we don’t like this
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Reminder that Elons kids don’t talk to him and he was begging Epstein to party with him on Christmas morning
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Trump-appointed officials found no evidence of widespread voter fraud anywhere, which conservatives refuse to accept because otherwise they’d have to admit their policies are bad
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This dude rocks.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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I wish I had the story of how they chose this man and, looking at him, made a bunch of assumptions about what they thought he’d support.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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It’d be great if AI grew food instead of just making stupid memes, which is all it seems to be good for apparently
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You dorkass morons deported thousands to lower your prices, the prices rise anyway, and you STILL think immigrants are the cause of it?
The math ain't mathin'...
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It is funny how the AI bros see themselves as captains of industry while being perpetually unemployed, spending all day making AI comics
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My newsfeed is nothing but conservatives posting stupid memes but the moment I mock them they clutch their pearls and cry victim. Cons can dish it out but man can they not take it themselves. Cowards.
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Conservatives blame Obama for division while posting memes of Trump dumping literal shit on Americans. Conservatives are willful idiots.
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Conservatives bring this up so much it just seems like they’re actually mad they can’t fuck Greta
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>you started this shit The only thing Obama did was get elected and you lost your temper because of it, you goddamn spoiled brat
You started this shit, asshole.
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Of all people you pick the IRISH for your weird white power fantasy?
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I like how this dude took the time to make his imaginary AI-nemesis sexy and still managed to blame her for all his problems
This is exactly the kind of person that's keeping us stuck here.
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>Where this guy is willing to have an argument Pretty rich considering we're talking about a meme. Here's the thing ; we tried good faith debates. Tried compromise. Changing your mind. No dice. Now? We just out-vote you. Don't like it? Tough shit. Get better policies
Theres no reality where this guy is willing to have an argument. The only arguments left wingers "win" is ones from behind a block
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Shout-out to our junior designer, Abbie, for her excellent illustrative work in our latest packaging project. You’ve got a bright future here, kid.
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So you’re going to vote for the guys who called you suckers and losers and sent you to fight Iran?
I'm a combat veteran who fought for this country for two decades. Deployed seven times, five times to Iraq, once to Afghanistan, was awarded six combat awards, three for valor. Have lost more friends downrange than I can count on both hands. I will NOT abide a communist nor a moose limb United States of America, and I will take up arms and fight to the death to prevent both from ever happening here. And there are many like me. FAFO.
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