Am I Martin or am I Muppet?
Los Angeles
Joined September 2009
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Every so often I see an ad on Twitter that makes me go "why am I still here." Think this one broke me for good. Logging out until further notice.
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Ian Martin retweeted
Texas WBB @CoachVic_UT showing appreciation for student journalists from the @thedailytexan who drove 16 hours to cover the SEC Tournament
Ian Martin retweeted
@ibmartin this one specifically
Was at the game and will never forget this play as long as I live. teapaw.org/NBCSports/status/18902…
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Wild story dailyiowan.com/2025/01/31/fo…
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Thought he was in the @wingstop Track Suit for a second teapaw.org/RapSheet/status/186837…
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts arrives at the stadium, with a bandage on his apparently broken finger on his left hand.
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Finally found a word that @Apple iOS believes is incorrect when, it is in fact, an English word. Almost want to make people guess. Or see if we can find more.
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I gatekeep one thing in LA and it’s a DMV where I’m in and out in under an hour without appointments.
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Wild to not see a single American... although Naomi Girma should be on this list...
teapaw.org/FIFPRO/status/18661054…
Chosen by 7000 players, this is the 2024 FIFPRO Women's #World11 ✨
🏴 Mary Earps
🏴 @LucyBronze
🇪🇸 @7OlgaCarmona
🏴 @AlexGreenwood
🇪🇸 @AitanaBonmati
🇪🇸 @AlexiaPutellas
🏴 @Keira_Walsh
🇿🇲 @BarbraBanda11
🇨🇴 @Linda__Caicedo
🏴 Lauren James
🇧🇷 @MartaVieiras10
Ian Martin retweeted
🚨 FIVE MONTHS into the fiscal year, the City of LA has spent $158 MILLION on Liability Payouts.
(We are almost at DOUBLE the annual budget for Liability Payouts)
🚔 LAPD: $97M
💰 Misc: $26M
⚒️ Street Services: $13M
🚌 Transportation: $12M
🚒 Fire $3.6M
🗑️ Sanitation $2.6M
ALT Bar chart showing liability payouts in the City of LA Text says: "THE CITY OF LA HAS SPENT $158 MILLION IN THE FIRST FIVE MONTHS OF THE FISCAL YEAR ON LIABILITY PAYOUTS (ANNUAL BUDGET WAS $87 MILLION)" Bars are higher depending on how the payment amounts are with Police having the tallest bar with $97,060,217 Miscellaneous $26,184,143 Street Services $13,162,769 Transportation $12,300,000 Fire $3,569,066 Sanitation $2,580,682 Engineering $2,336,633 Rec & Parks $550,000
Very very odd story. teapaw.org/AP/status/186409228649…
What happened to Hannah Kobayashi? Police say the Hawaii woman voluntarily disappeared apnews.com/article/hannah-ko…
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This Villa loss is up there in all-time “that didn’t really happen” games. If that’s a foul then I’m the Pope.
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Ian Martin retweeted
Marta is simply magical🪄
This one will be on repeat forever! #NWSLPlayoffs
