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Typo-laden skateboard blogger, chilaquiles enthusiast, and Sabres beat reporter reply guy. He/him

New York, NY
Joined November 2008
Imagine finishing a night sesh by hitting somebody else’s joint, ending up way too high, and ducking into Rudy’s to try to settle your brain. You do all the “too stoned at a bar” things like saying you’re great when they ask your order. Then Donald Fagen writes a song about it
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Working on a project where my boss keeps explaining facets of sailing / recreational boating culture, and I'm reminded of the time a restaurant manager was trying to give a pep talk to a handful of skater bartenders and said "You guys have been to Nobu, right?"
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Ian Browning retweeted
let’s make this go viral 👇
50-50 across a long flatbar for TikTok is the new lowest form of skateboard content.
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Skating the mini ramp to Haim
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There are essentially three rappers from Buffalo, and it's so sick that two of them ride for the crest.
The Butcher comin’ 🤫 Stay tuned! #LetsGoBuffalo | @BennyBsf
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Oh you think guys getting turned into robots in some sort of recoding studio accent is endearingly goofy? Check out this Michel Gondry video to one of their songs where synchronized swimmers and skeletons dance.
The boy has gotten really into Daft Punk, which makes sense, because a couple djs who dress up like (and have songs about) robots is exactly the type of thing that would instill wonder in a second grader.
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The boy has gotten really into Daft Punk, which makes sense, because a couple djs who dress up like (and have songs about) robots is exactly the type of thing that would instill wonder in a second grader.
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Owen, Olen. Olen, Owen.
#Sabres lines at #Caps: Zucker-Norris-Thompson Benson-Ostlund-Quinn Doan-McLeod-Helenius Krebs-Kozak-Malenstyn --- Dahlin-Samuelsson Power-Zellweger Gilbert-Crevier --- UPL (Ellis)
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A lot more leather jackets and no complies than I expected in Kill Harry.
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That old North (?) article about this look — hed was International Layers Anthem — was great.
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Oliver Bonk — great hockey name.
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Ran into a friend on the way home from picking the kids up, and he said "I like how you guys all have the same haircut." Damn.
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Did I just see a pharmaceutical ad on Sportsnet? Thought we were the only country fucked up enough to allow that?
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I used to pray for times like this
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The latest @TheCut Book Talk newsletter just ran a very similar story down to iLanders; I need to pitch an explainer on NBDs.
Easy to consume news and hear about how AI is going to create bioweapons and turn into skynet; I'm still thinking about Cole's latest piece and the haphazard llm-powered junk that clutters everything you do with a smartphone or computer. simplemagic.ca/gates-of-stee…
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Ian Browning retweeted
On this day in 1988 (October 6, 1988), Sabretooth was introduced for the very first time. #LetsGoBuffalo #Sabres
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Easy to consume news and hear about how AI is going to create bioweapons and turn into skynet; I'm still thinking about Cole's latest piece and the haphazard llm-powered junk that clutters everything you do with a smartphone or computer. simplemagic.ca/gates-of-stee…
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I am going to burn the Sabres 50-60 page power play report.
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IT HAS BEEN MONTHS SINCE I'VE TWEETED ABOUT MATTIAS SAMUELSSON, AND AS THE KIDS AND ADULTS WHO LIKE TO TALK LIKE KIDS ONLINE SAY, WE ARE SO BACK
Mattias Samuelsson snaps a shot by Greaves for the first goal of the season, 1-0 #LetsGoBuffalo #CBJ
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Ian Browning retweeted
In reaction to Quartersnacks' new ridiculously long ledge at Tompkins, I have constructed an inversely ridiculous short ledge somewhere in Brooklyn.
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Guy at the grocery store in an Arc'teryx jacket jumped when the auto sprayers turned on in the produce section.
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