Charles Cutting

Why is it than when you microwave a meal there is one mouthful colder than a snowman’s balls and another which is hotter than the sun? Despite standing time/stirring etc..?

Football has gone home to Spain…hmmm

Well that’s a shame, Spain winning…oh well…

Why was Ritchi’s wife wearing an outfit to match the railings of Downing Street? Seriously screwed up my enjoyment of his moment in history. That said, I don’t think they give a shit…

So… Ritchi goes back to his Ritchi lifestyle having, for want of a better word, dabbled with his own egotism in British politics. The political circus, for now, has left town until tomorrow. Can I go back to bed now..?

Would it be a waste of taxpayers money to replace the door to number 10 with a revolving one..?

England were shite. Came to spoil rugby rather than celebrate it.

England came so so close in an enthralling/yawning semi final. I woke up when SA won. There is a God.

Twitter has become a pile of shite. I don’t want to be asked if my next writings will be a novel/short story. Equally, I simply do not care about religion or politics. Each to their own. I don’t care about blocked/unblocked. This space was fun/informative. Not anymore. Sad. True.

Twitter is fucked:

Guess who: The Phillip Schofield of denials. (clue; but not actually Phillip Schofield)

Count Borris. *apologies for the typo.

Frankly, sincerely, and before all people of integrity, honour, statute and in many respects history, Boris Johnson should officially be pronounced a Count, indeed, possibly the highest order, maybe kind of ish, recognised in this House. * apologies for the typo.

Dune. Just sat through it. My review. If it were not for the architecture this movie is a putrid incomprehensible pile of shit…actually even with the architecture.