Desmund Mitchell

Friends come and friends go, but a true friend sticks by you like family. Proverbs 18:24 MSG bible.com/97/pro.18.24.MSG

El Campo, that's Spanish for, "The Campo."

Delante del banco, los bancos son blancos.

Does anyone else speed-read? If so, any tips on reading on tablets/e-readers?

Getting down to the wire and I'm still searching for a sister for Rakhi.

In hindsight, perhaps I shouldn't have swallowed that card. Everything tastes like blood now. Odd #PerfectPractice #MagicianProblems

[introversion intensifies]

New #CFR setup at @umovewemove. Definitely excited to break this in. The rest of you can play on it… instagram.com/p/5k0e9PIj02/

El Campo. That's Spanish for, "The Campo."

youtu.be/hCfHSH_v4sw 100% Accurate! haha

I suppose now I can go back to using human interaction to fill the void in my life caused by no new episodes of Orange is the New Black.

PSA: I'll be suspending all social interaction until further notice due to #OITNBSeason3

Growth: listening to someone tell you about their "expresso" drinking habits and resisting the urge to correct them

"In hoc signo vinces" Motion Tour halftime apple pie a la mode. #FoodPorn #remindsmeofmyex… instagram.com/p/2eK39QIj_G/

"It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is." -William Jefferson Clinton

Pavlov? The name sounds familiar, but it's not ringing a bell.

Those awkward hours before a magic convention when you find things you don't remember ever owning. Now where the hell is my lemon??

Feeling accomplished because I've not yet complained about my allergies via social media.

You can't have Sunday Streets Houston without expecting the lads from @umovewemove to make a cameo.… instagram.com/p/00ym1YIj-1/

I'm really good at being humble. If I had to guess, I'd say I'm probably the best.