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for a twisted freak like me this is just what the world looks like all the time. ghouls. goblins. pumpkin.

i hate gay halloween. what do you mean you're "breaking up with me"?

if you as a couple aren't peeing with the door open you aren't a couple you are two singles

most satisfying feeling in the world is learning that your ex was pronouncing a word wrong the whole time

a lot of your problems would be solved by going "oh that isn't for me to fix" and then the rest of your problems would be solved by going "oh im in charge of that"

i had a white people be like moment last year when i tried to colonise the philippines

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somebody should also cashapp me to tell me patrick stewart died just in case

ms. pacman was a lot less interesting after the divorce and i had to play "ms. thompson"

they should make a period tracking app called ovumwatch and winston can help you

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i'm caking up my dog for winter

when you're a cat life is like a 3D platformer with stealth mechanics but when you're a dog life is like a dating sim with hunger mechanics