ifixbyx

“@VecchiosBoulder: In the stand: Slingshot. Where am I?? What year is it?? http://t.co/rVRztUhZ39”. I had a Slingshot MTB. Loved it!

...of a young lady who's skirt has been caught by a breeze exposing her undergarment. Bravo to you kind sir. #eyeofthebeholder

I don't understand all the hubbub over the E3 poster. I see a kind gentleman reaching to secure the flap...

Thanks for the patch this morning @Olliecycles. You saved my ride.

Anytime you wanna learn something son, you just stop by the shop. @BillySpaceman: @pelotonmagazine The bar in NYC is set awfully low.

“@CaleyFretz: Miscommunication between Specialized and Epix. "No further action, period." says Specialized.” Well, that was easy.

Ooooh, I like that idea a lot more. 50% asshole tax! @RogueMechanic: @ifixbyx Don't ban, introduce a higher labor rate for @iamspecialized

I was about to end the ban on @iamspecialized on Monday. Not anymore. Until further notice, Specialized bikes are not allowed in Ifixbyx.

To be fair, it looks like the C & D went out before the Roubaix thing was resolved. But still...WTF guys?@nyvelocity @iamspecialized

Too bad it required public outcry for you to remember that. @iamspecialized: Local shops are so important to us & the industry.

I don't wish any harm to anyone. But at this point I want @iamspecialized to just go away. It's clear that you don't belong in this club.