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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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accidentally said Ewan McGrogu earlier
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anyway here’s some pics from Halloween even tho I hate being perceived bc I felt kinda cute (also personally I would’ve not betrayed the Jedi order and the republic bc I went to therapy but anyway)
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my parents interrogated and literally slut shamed me when I was 8 bc I signed up at school for cheer tryouts, told me cheer and dance were slutty/trampy/for stupid people and my friends and I were “mindless bimbos” for wanting to. Then 2 yrs later they divorced and my dad got (1/
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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remarried to a DANCE teacher and asked me if I wanted to try dance??? my mom never would’ve allowed that anyway but my 11yo autistic ass ruined a whole holiday dinner by asking “isn’t that just for stupid people?” and sometimes I wonder if they ever had a real talk about that (2/
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btw yes I’m an adult and in therapy now and fully understand how fucked up that is to say to an 8yo child but I also wanna add I did orchestra bc it was mom approved and iykyk how the classical music scene really is, I would’ve been better off in cheer fr😅
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im a ✨✨ person. it never means AI it just means im whimsical. sometimes it means good vibes. NEVER AI. they cant take that away from me
I will never forgive AI for taking away the 4 pointed little sparkle from me. Fuck you.
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Still thinking about in tcw when they pull the fake Obi-Wan death, and told Satine he was dead and there she is at the funeral bawling her eyes out. why did they do that to our girl😭😭😭
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this especially bc wdym your business is a restaurant that cooks and serves food and you can’t take pictures of the food you cooked for your business that cooks food??? Why do you need to AI generate the food.
under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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molly | ding dong bookie! retweeted
This is literally the end of Return of the Jedi when the emperor is killed
Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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REBELLIONS ARE BUILT ON HOPE
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If only democrats would recognize that we don’t want Hakeem Jeffries or Chuck Schumer anymore.
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okay don’t kill the fucking vibe
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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not even from Ohio but happy for yall, Vivek and his fuckass rapist apologist ass can go to hell fr!!!!!
vivek ramaswamy getting his ass handed to him
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“Canceled out my bf’s vote!” WHY ARE YOU DATING HIM THEN
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And FUCK HALEY STEVENS
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i pledge bluegiance to the blueg of the bluenited states of bluemerica
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BLUE TEXAS, BLUE GEORGIA, BLUE SOUTH CAROLINA, BLUE NORTH CAROLINA, BLUE OHIO, PROJECTED BLUE MICHIGAN 💙💙💙💙 and that’s on FUCK MAGA, FUCK TRUMP and FUCK FASCISM
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raised her woke! -vaccinated -hysterectomy -beats up her brother -micro chipped -sets boundaries Skeeter couldn’t vote but she hopes you did and if you didn’t vote blue she’ll bite you 💙
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as a giant fan of a terrible villain this is so important to remember!!!!
star wars fans must learn that being fans of villains doesn’t make them fascists, even if the characters themselves are fascist. the babyfication of villains in an effort to defend your personal enjoyment of them is rather silly.
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