SQUID🦑

I have an abusive relationship with my shoot job. I took two days off last week and told them I wanted to use PTO. (They have a bad habit of not using it and saying “it’s in the bank.”) After asking and being reassured multiple times I’d get paid, they only got me for one day. Normally you knock down doors to get this fixed because it’s in writing? Justin? Nah, I got overtime one day, overtime at a premium rate another day and double time a third day. 🦑

This morning I lost my glasses. Audibly losing my shit, ran from room to room multiple times. Until I found my spare that fall off my face. Super proud of myself I say to Spud. “At least I knew where my spare was.” She immediately points out where my glasses were and insults me for being blind. Next time I’m switching her pain medication with a horse laxative.

One day i'll be able to figure out what's wrong with Tiktok Studios app. Until then kiss these balls.

If you are a security guard and you’re worried about where you “feel safest.” Quit, become an overnight stock boy somewhere.

This and shut your mouth topple no mercy

Yo Twitter, that weird arm thing with Promote? Let’s fucking not.

You guys made something so great while simultaneously giving it every reason to die.

HGSS rules. Anyone else has the wrong opinion and it’s not even close.

🙌 @iYamSpud is the absolute goat for getting another Switch 2. We’re so back.

For a ESPN subscription in the US or Netflix world wide you can watch WWF Crown Jewel get nuked to the next timeline in the name of Saudi Blood Money. 💸

Fuck it thats my new finish

This is her 4th shit in 6 hours.

“Oh your foot feels heavy than your knee hurts going down steps? Go for a run fat ass.” Is what I told myself as I then proceeded to run, hide it away. Run, because they're chasing me down. I just wanna run, throw it away. Run, before they're finding me out. I just wanna 🏃

My favorite clap back to insults is to immediately tell them: insults are for the less intelligent and they are entitled to the wrong opinion, just don't take it out on me. :)

Lets talk about Georgiou, Terran Emperor

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