She/her. Abortions are healthcare; Black lives matter; trans women are women. 🇦🇺➡️🇺🇸➡️🇩🇰➡️🇺🇸➡️🇮🇪

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Our security product lead @iLanas recently sat down with Silicon Republic for their Career Close-up series with @IDAIRELAND to share her career journey as an engineer @Microsoft & how she’s helping to shape our Secure Future Initiative.
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He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom. He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had. But at least he's not a Black woman.
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A wonderful vote of confidence in what we’ve created in our Microsoft Ireland community.
Thrilled to be joined by Taoiseach @SimonHarrisTD & Michael Lohan from @IDAIreland as we announced a critical investment in our Irish operations & the creation of 550 AI roles in engineering & R&D.
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Unexpectedly utilised a new swear-word-replacement when driving with the kids yesterday. “Oh, nice indication, you…former president.”
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I went into a @VodafoneIreland store today to get help with a malfunctioning SIM. When I wouldn’t let him take my UNLOCKED phone out of my sight, the store employee chucked a tantrum and refused to help me. Vodafone: is it your policy to foster unsafe digital security practices?
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(Luckily the store manager was amazing and she solved my problem in my full sight. Retraining opportunity?)
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First listen of Tortured Poets Department: “All these songs sound the same.” Fifth listen of Tortured Poets Department: “All these songs sound the same.” Twentieth listen of Tortured Poets Department: “I WAS TAME I WAS GENTLE TIL THE CIRCUS LIFE MADE ME MEAN…”
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Are the lambs still screaming, Clarice?
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I don’t usually eat breakfast but I’ve had Vegemite on toast the last three mornings and it’s really so delicious that I’m freshly sad for anyone who isn’t Australian.
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Hey @TMobile, I got both of these messages at the same time last week from two different messages. Help a traveler out.
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Gussied up for an event at work Me, thinking I’m rocking the Elizabeth Warren Formal My kid: “Why do you look like cabin crew?”
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Ilana Smith retweeted
Bit late to give advice.
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My 10yo (accurately) accused my 7yo of weaponised incompetence, so I’m all done here as a parent.
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When you get played by the puzzle theme
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If you’re looking for people to block, any commenters supporting this is a good place to start. Kids disclose to adults when they feel it is safe to do so.
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How’s your day going?
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In generally don’t love pulpy books written by dudes, but I do really enjoy the Reacher books.
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Tell me your point-of-sale system was set up by a man without telling me your point-of-sale system was set up by a man
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“Does my product make a woman less safe?”
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I wasn't super-keen on the kids going to a religious school, but now I've learned that they call their clergy-dude "Rev Kev", so we're good now.
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