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living rent free in your moms basement.

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Joined January 2009
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My parents basement is the most male living space/murder room in existence
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Is this the whitest image of all time?
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Every single one of these posts is always like this person lives a very nice life and spends an excessive amount of money every day, how can they survive on this?
NYC just isn't worth it anymore. I heard a story last night about a guy who works at a large financial institution and is losing money by working in finance in NYC. He has an MBA from a top 3 school, he’s a military veteran and an ‘A’ player. Here is the breakdown: 👇 (He’s married with a baby and lives in a two bedroom apartment) I’ve increasingly heard stories like this. I think these really smart, talented, extremely hard working people are realizing that living the NYC life inside of these large institutions is just not worth it. Yes, if you happen to climb your way to the top, the pay can be great, but that’s a long, hard path filled with politics, uncertainty and peril. I think there's a large pool of talent living this life who are desperate for a change outside of the corporate world in NYC. I think a lot of these people will end up in SMB/ETA.
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Love to get responses to company newsletters.
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The advertisers are back baby.
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Sad to hear Henry Kissinger died today and not 100 years ago.
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Not sure that this is going the extra mile, but sure.
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Love daylight savings time where I get to be blinded by everyone’s bright ass headlights.
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Bobby Knight taught me it was ok to be a giant asshole.
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This posts replies show how truly terrible this site has become. All the blue check guys are in there like wow, masterful sir, truly epic. And everyone below them is like “that’s not how this works”
Replying to @aishacounts
X is already cash flow positive not including the cost of servicing debt. The company expects to reach that milestone even including debt by the back half of 2024
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[Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] gk pks, gk pks- Other patients: gk pks, GK PKS Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] GK PKS, GK PKS, GK PKS!
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Airline pilots need to stop being so WOKE and start turning off the no smoking sign.
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I mean Messi won the World Cup 6 months ago, it’s not as if he was an unknown prospect.
I’m trying to remember an athlete who has exceeded all expectations & hype quite like this & I am drawing a blank… Messi is a freak of nature. Unbelievable.
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Cocaine so white it has a Fenway park bocce court at its cape cod summer house.
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I keep getting ads for free shipping on this $2000 pizza oven. I promise you, the shipping is not the barrier to me getting your pizza oven.
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This is the most entertaining thing people in the 1600s could come up with. If you showed them an episode of Peppa Pig they’d think it was the best thing ever and would quit dancing forever.
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Somewhere out there someone would have become the main character today, but their wild take just goes unnoticed.
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If you pay me $250k I will show you big boats that are not under water.
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This lady really thought this could be her moment to shine as a right wing grifter but fumbled the bag. An average of $13 per item at a store where almost nothing is cheaper than $10. Should have bought a pack or two of USDA graded beef to help inflate it.
I’m laughing 🤣 at how #triggered the #progressive left-wingers are about my Costco receipt. “sHoW tHe rEcEiPt oR iTs fAkE!” Nope, it's real, and all 58 items are food but 9 small purchase items like paper towels, razors, etc. No alcohol, no tires, no electronics, no big purchases, no steaks, no junk food, no sugary foods, no vitamins, no cosmetics, no medicine, and no soda. Lots of frozen broccoli, if you must know, and two packs of chicken thighs. And it wouldn't matter if I showed the cart and the receipt and took a lie-detector test; you'd still protect Biden’s inflation and reckless spending. 🤷‍♀️ Here is the receipt for more triggering. #BidensEconomy
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