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New York’s finest Margery Kempe impersonator •PhD Candidate @ CUNY• medievalist • body fluids • she/her

New York, NY
Joined September 2012
Presenting the housewives as medieval mystics: #1 loml Margery Kempe is Jen Shah. Highly emotional, running a shady business, no one wants to go on vacation with her, does not want to fuck her husband.
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WOKE IS BACK
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how it feels going to therapy
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this is because of the glee revival
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every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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United HUSSEIN States HUSSEIN of HUSSEIN America
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Pokémon go to the polls
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Awesome student today as we read and watched some of measure for measure pointed out Angelo’s self flagellation thing on his thigh and was like this man is gay af
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Currently gleeking out!
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My entire feed has been French people actually protesting then this video popped up on my feed The US will never get anything done if protests stay like this
Demonstrators dancing at a “No Kings” protest today in Chicago
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Thomas HUSSEIN Aquinas
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Overheard things in my class group discussions today: “you can’t have a woke king” “I read a substack about Macbeth” “Shakespeare wasn’t on Twitter, guys”
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“He WOULD be on Twitter” “no he would be on substack”
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“Those Elton John songs stay good forever!”
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How long would it take me to run out of El*n’s money do u think
“The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.” -Margaret Thatcher
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Me when I have an HBO Girls revival
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women should be allowed to kill 5 men a day
Shane Gillis bombs #SNL monologue with cheap shots at women: “Also, I haven’t been to the gym in so long I didn’t know women just dress like wh*res now? Look, I’m sorry, there’s no other way to describe [it]. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. You’ve seen the shorts? They’re those neon, like, artificial vape-colored [shorts], and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butth*le. And don’t look! You’re not allowed to look. For real, don’t look, because they are filming. I’m in the background of ten TikToks right now.”
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Interesting that it’s a big deal to say fuck on SNL but totally fine to call women whores and bitches
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You'll notice how "me and Matt both feel like shit for being too fucked up to shut it down and kick people out before it got way out of hand" is literally an admission that she was raped
Replying to @TMZ
TMZ obtained a text chain between Jonathan Newell and Jane Doe. On the evening of October 21, 2024, Jonathan apologizes to Jane and says, "You're an amazing person and I genuinely hope ur not catching as much heat from this as we r. We've been shutting down any stories we've heard but again I'm so so sorry."
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I love SSRis. oh you’re depressed? Maybe this drug that makes you fat and retarded and unable cum will help
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Im curious… do women use poppers? Im sure its some trailblazing young woman out there doing the lords work.
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