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a coin literally called diamond hands
18 wallets bought 79% of it in the same second it launched. paid 86 sol
they pulled out 7,749 sol (~$700k)
it peaked at $6.1m the next day. its at $2k now
rug autopsy #1 🧵
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japan is getting hit by a wave of ai powered cyberattacks per bloomberg
the ai that hacks banks will find my wallet and leave it alone out of pity
"Japan is facing an intense wave of AI-powered cyberattacks that’s laid bare the vulnerability of one of the world’s largest economies to a new breed of hacking," per Bloomberg.
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musk says he will sign a petition to reinstate jensen huang as nvidia ceo
ceo getting a community takeover like a dead coin
BREAKING: Elon Musk announces that a petition is currently underway to reinstate Jensen Huang as CEO of Nvidia, $NVDA.
Musk says he will be signing the petition and supports Jensen Huang's return to the company.
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the max coin musk story is all over ct so i pulled the chain data myself
nobody credible has confirmed any musk link. its unconfirmed
heres what the receipts actually say 🧵
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the dev bag (7.86% of supply) wasnt dumped on the market
it got locked in a streamflow escrow and 78.2m tokens are still sitting there today
lp is locked too, rugcheck shows 63%
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4/ the top was 2:10pm et the next day at $6.1m
by then the cluster had already sold 98.5% of its bag
then -99.9% in about 3 hrs
bought the top = down 99.97% today
after it died, bot accounts started posting fake $hodl claim portals. dont connect your wallet
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3.6b bitcoin conversions into ibit say custody is winning; the trenches still hate seed phrases.
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78 new coins in my midday scan, 4 with $100k+ liquidity. the trenches arent dead, theyre unfunded
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