SMU ‘81. First Team All-Jokester. Certified Scuba Diver. Gambler. I will beat around the bush. Run with me.
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If you are in Dallas and riding around in robotaxis tonight and you see an iPhone cracked with no case in the charging spot on the center console please DM me, my friend left one in it. Thx.
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First CFPPR of 2026 #PlankRank 🏆
1. Miami
2. Indiana
3. Georgia
4. Utah
5. UCLA
6. BYU
7. Kentucky
8. Wake Forest
9. Alabama
10. Ohio (st)
11. ND
12. Texas Tech
13. Texas
14. Ole Miss
24. SMU
#Analyzed
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So you’re telling me Michigan won an asterisk national championship and then the program exploded (Sherrone Moore issue, whittingham hire) meanwhile Jim Harbaugh proceeds to go 0-6, pending 0-7, and you don’t think football gods exist?
Sounds like #balldontlie #nooticing
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#JGBPick5 - wherever f___k is going - N1
Positively 4th
Mission in the rain
When I paint my masterpiece
Tangled up in Blue
Ain’t no 🍞 in the breadbox
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Plank Wood retweeted
#Lions WR Jameson Williams won both his appeals of fines of celebrations against the #Bills, as amounts of $14,926 and $11,941 were rescinded.
On one, Williams denied his “brief gesture” was offensive and argued “that marijuana is legal in some states if that was the gesture he was making.“
Appeals officer Derrick Brooks wrote, “Although I rescinded this fine, please make every effort to celebrate with your teammates in the best professional manner possible.”
Two oldest tricks in the book:
1. Bet against TCU
2. Buy one bag of ice at the liquor store and take two
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Not that it matters, but I want you to know that on Kalshi, monster energy B12 is the 4th conference option
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TCU is so bad this year that their burners are posting more about UT vs. Tenn than about their critical road matchup against UCF. Ftw must blow.
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