I'm an exceptional narcissist. Marty & Alexei Stan Account. 🤖 👑 she/her 🍋

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Joined August 2015
You can't kill a robot
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Sydney v Geelong and Freo v WB to open the season on Wednesday and Thursday night in round one. What we know so far heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/g…
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even ryan murphy couldn’t write something this ridiculous
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered for the position of White House press secretary. (Via TMZ)
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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Chloe Molloy you are everything in the world to me
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Such a terrible loss. Daniel was a lovely guy and a fantastic community builder. My heart aches for his family and those close to him.
The Port Adelaide Football Club is deeply saddened by the sudden passing of former player Daniel Stewart, who died yesterday at the age of 37. Our thoughts are with everyone who loved him, and with the teammates, coaches and staff who shared the journey with him here at Alberton ❤️ portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2…
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One of the nicest guys. Thinking of his family and little babies
The Port Adelaide Football Club is deeply saddened by the sudden passing of former player Daniel Stewart, who died yesterday at the age of 37. Our thoughts are with everyone who loved him, and with the teammates, coaches and staff who shared the journey with him here at Alberton ❤️ portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2…
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Still relevant unfortunately
“mOrNiNg SiCkNeSs EnDs aFtEr ThE fIrSt TrImEsTeR”
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Don’t worry guys. I had a plan. Arriving April 2027.
I’m going back to work in 2 and a bit weeks after over a year of parental leave. To everyone who told me I’d miss work and be keen to go back. No????????????????? I literally can’t think of anything worse???? Back to work???? Leaving my tiny pal??????
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There are estimated to be up to 60,000 Palestinians in the UK. As far as I know, they would be the only people banned from wearing their national flag at school. This is obvious racism.
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hunter schafer your very public and visible transition has helped so many girls worldwide, no doubt your courage and joy in this will inspire many to pursue their dreams as well
Hunter Schafer Says She Had Bottom Surgery Last Year: 'I Love It So Much' Details: buff.ly/K6cMP5j
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Sun ‘not for basking’. Grass ‘not for laying’. Water ‘not for drinking’. Goodness must they take everything enjoyable
Bikes 'not for jousting,' says Lime after duel video ➡️ bbc.in/4ibIlTe
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Jasmine Garner when asked whether North’s AFLW team were adequately consulted about the Nick Blakey trade: “Yeah, look, it’s probably one that we’re still working through. But we were spoken to … we’re backing in Jen and Sonja and their leadership.” codesports.com.au/afl/mixed-…
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Exactly 1 year later we are at the AFLW again. No photos.
Alexeis first @SydneySwansAFLW game ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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My lads
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For real never kill your self
Nicolas Cage and Antonio Banderas will be the leads of ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ Season 5. Filming begins next year.
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He’s a 10 but he stops believing in workers rights when it comes to his footy club
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Perfection
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Women looking at men in short shorts: WOW HE’S HOT! Men looking at women in short shorts: WOW WHAT A WHORE SHE DESERVES VIOLENCE AND THAT FACT SEXUALLY EXCITES ME
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