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Kaya 🦄

@impandanjam

adding up the things I’ll never be

 Singapore
Joined March 2017
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trash jones@jzuxOct 30
halloween doesn’t impress me. i’m scared and full of candy all year round
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future, "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present
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why is there a call function on twitter?
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AI is ruining everything except my daily supply of cats doing things that would never happen in real life
Maestre Mapaxito (@Mapaxitouwu) profile pictureMaestre Mapaxito@MapaxitouwuOct 30
Cuando a tu gato le das Whisky en ves de Whiskas 😳
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i love my screen time nowadays. 2 hours?! how did i do that?!
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@trashh_devOct 31
declared a variable this morning by hand just to feel something
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aşkım seni hiç darlamıyorum dimi
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Danyal@naadan_yalOct 29
life is gopi bahu and i'm laptop
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liva@IivazeOct 29
çok özel romantik anlarınızı bölmek istemezdim ama kamera açık kalmış
ZAM Haber (@ZamHaberAjans) profile pictureZAM Haber
@ZamHaberAjansOct 28
Bir sincap çifti, bir evin penceresine yuva yaptı. Ev sahibi kadın, pencerenin hemen önünde aşk yaşayan sincap çiftinin romantik anlarına tanıklık etti.
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@juumelo_Oct 29
“any thoughts?” no I’m trying to cut back actually
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Elle JK@ellekarmawritesOct 29
Men in the comments doing what men do best. Folks, this isn't feminist misandry. It's just life and relationship advice that happens to ring true. So, if you're mad, maybe take a step back and look within.
Meidas_Charise Lee (@charise_lee) profile pictureMeidas_Charise Lee
@charise_leeOct 28
If you show a man you'll stay through anything, he will put you through everything.
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me after coming home from my 12-hour shift
✯ (@vwxyz_4) profile picture✯@vwxyz_4Oct 27
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We would use these names in singapore. Unfortunately the TFR is declining
evil chinese autist (n1 yan diomande fan) (@starrytian) profile pictureevil chinese autist (n1 yan diomande fan)@starrytianOct 29
CHINESE NAMES FOR FOOTBALLERS er ling hao lan zhu beilin ma ku ku re la la ming ya mao hao li ka ne mao ba pei
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Hugo@HugoMashburn115Oct 27
Oysters when they want to make a pearl
valentine (⃔˄𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹˄)⃕੭ु⁾⁾ ༘ (@bugoclock) profile picturevalentine (⃔˄𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹˄)⃕੭ु⁾⁾ ༘@bugoclockOct 26
i appreciate the sediment
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@wandasattorneyOct 29
ITS ALWAYS A LEGEND AND NEVER THAT FAT ORANGE FUCK
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 29
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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More chemistry between me and the will to live
wannabe a woodpecker (@coolhuncoolhun) profile picturewannabe a woodpecker@coolhuncoolhunOct 26
something abt ranbir is just so fake in this😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Sandipan@sandypuns_Oct 28
EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor
Anthropic (@AnthropicAI) profile pictureAnthropic
@AnthropicAIOct 26
Anthropic has filed an S-1 registration statement with the SEC related to its proposed IPO. Read more: anthropic.com/news/s1-sec Legal disclaimer: A registration statement relating to these securities has been filed with the SEC but has not yet become effective. These securities may not be sold, nor may offers to buy be accepted, prior to the time the registration statement becomes effective. This post does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy these securities, nor shall there be any sale of these securities in any state or jurisdiction in which such offer, solicitation or sale would be unlawful prior to registration or qualification under the securities laws of any such state or jurisdiction.
Anthropic files S-1 with the SEC for proposed initial public offering

Anthropic files S-1 with the SEC for proposed initial public offering

Anthropic is an AI safety and research company that's working to build reliable, interpretable, and steerable AI systems.

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