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fundamental tenets of this account for newcomers:
โข blitz is and needs to remain the most abused individual on earth for worldwide sociopolitical stability, ร la child of omelas
โข stolas a woman
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me and the stripper are currently giving each other space while she figures some things out
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Im nonbinary because im half female (favourite colour is pink, artistic hobbies) and half male (narcissistic, likes calling things gay)
i need to fire some rent lowering shots rn i think blitz got touched as a kid. it just makes too much sense
blitz and millie meanwhile are soulmates in the purest sense of the word. and blitz and stolas... well... #labubuyaoi
all you need to know about the way i approach helluva boss is that my last favorite character had this little doll as a kid that he loved so much. and then he did something so so so evil about it. possibly the worst anyone's ever done it even
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"You make your brain hemorrhage your entire personality" Now replace 'brain hemorrhage' with personality disorder. Now imagine a pile of corpses, fleshy, nude, melting into each other as they decay. Now enroll in Southern New Hampshire University's Psychology program
being the only lockedtombpilled helluva boss fan in the world means carrying the burden of knowledge that is stolitz is griddlehark with that one random john and alecto curveball thrown in by stolas' imp doll












