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Joined September 2026
fundamental tenets of this account for newcomers: โ€ข blitz is and needs to remain the most abused individual on earth for worldwide sociopolitical stability, ร  la child of omelas โ€ข stolas a woman
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dude this was NOT rent lowering shots wow. where did you all come from
i need to fire some rent lowering shots rn i think blitz got touched as a kid. it just makes too much sense
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dolly ๐Ÿ’” retweeted
me and the stripper are currently giving each other space while she figures some things out
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Im nonbinary because im half female (favourite colour is pink, artistic hobbies) and half male (narcissistic, likes calling things gay)
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rereading nona the ninth. i'm going down to cowtown the cow's a friend to me
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i need to fire some rent lowering shots rn i think blitz got touched as a kid. it just makes too much sense
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thank you for the creatures
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unfortunately to me blitz and verosika were kinda soulmates. in the bad way
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blitz and millie meanwhile are soulmates in the purest sense of the word. and blitz and stolas... well... #labubuyaoi
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mastermind im so sorry...... exclusively for the kis
wait actually curious what is everyone's fav episode/s of the show as of rn.... i feel like it's legitimately so decisive
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two xannies in and jalecto is suddenly back on the menu
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all you need to know about the way i approach helluva boss is that my last favorite character had this little doll as a kid that he loved so much. and then he did something so so so evil about it. possibly the worst anyone's ever done it even
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the comprami by viola valentino blitz fancam that only exists in my mind
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if we get good barbie soon. maybe
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mastermind really was stolas' defying gravity down to the fugly hat he had on during
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"You make your brain hemorrhage your entire personality" Now replace 'brain hemorrhage' with personality disorder. Now imagine a pile of corpses, fleshy, nude, melting into each other as they decay. Now enroll in Southern New Hampshire University's Psychology program
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being the only lockedtombpilled helluva boss fan in the world means carrying the burden of knowledge that is stolitz is griddlehark with that one random john and alecto curveball thrown in by stolas' imp doll
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if only stolas had conjured a beautiful labyrinth to house him in. if only he'd made him look like a christmas tree fairy. a renaissance angel. adam and eve. galatea. barbie. frankenstein's monster with long yellow hair
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