@imusuallyCarlos

i got a pocket, pocket full of sunshine TAKE MEEE AWAYYYYYYYYYY

 Florida, USA
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Joined July 2018
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If I win the fantasy football league this year imma have sex wearing the title I said what I said imma pin this tweet
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I still don’t understand how n why people still talk bout this fuckin person man
zilla@rawrxzilla7h
never forget
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I know that Latina girl going crazy with the flamin hot
Markie Devo
@markie_devo4h
Those Saucy Sidekicks are cute AF!😅🔥 The Taco Bell menu for November. -Flamin’ Hot Grilled Cheese Burrito -NEW Flamin’ Hot Mini Taco Salad -Cheesy Street Chalupas -Steak & Jalapeño Nacho Fries -Dream Refrescas -Midnight ZERO (Mountain Dew Baja Midnight Zero Sugar) -December 8th Only – Saucy Sidekicks Plushies (more info on distribution soon!) 📍This menu is speculated to hit Taco Bell locations nationwide on November 12th (Saucy Sidekicks Dec 8th). 📝Taco Bell has not confirmed these items. This menu is given by a trusted employee as always. (News/Image::Taco Bell employee) Thoughts👇🏻
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Go vote n not for this fuckin retard holy shit
GOP Ls
@GOP__Ls18h
🚨 BREAKING: Republican Byron Donalds says he wants to build data centers in Florida's rural communities. He claims they provide a “lifeline for these communities."
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Who are you people
WrestlePurists
@WrestlePurists7h
Sean Legacy gets the win over Saquon Shugars! #WWENXT
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If she don’t do this she don’t fuck with my clown ass let me at her @Aripasta
🦋still pretty
@nujhayhne_22h
she dressed up as her boyfriend’s favorite character to surprise him at the airport. his reactions>>>😂💛
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BANGER I HAD RT
bean smoothie™@beansm00thie13h
Fingering my ass imagining its hers
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My little dude I miss you everyday but I got Theo WELL TECHNICALLY MY MAMA GOT THEO but you know still miss my little guy who was there for me all the time
CoveredGeekly
@CoveredGeekly18h
Today, October 27, is The Day of the Dead for pets 💔 A separate celebration to honor the memory of your pets who have sadly crossed the rainbow bridge 🕊️
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XxELChudCarlosxX retweeted
𝚂𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑.
@SarahJessixa15h
rt if you love tattooed women 😋
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Woke up winning fantasy and and and the dolphins won a game before the Miami heat and Justin Hebert
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Woke up from this terrible morning shift nap n I won fantasy
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That was the longest night shift ever like fuck
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Me when my best friend is a niners fan but also a jets fan
ThePhinstones
@The_PhinstonesOct 26
Lol
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Cometh obtain DEZ NUTS
revolvermag
@RevolvermagOct 26
X.XXVIII.MMXXVI open.spotify.com/playlist/5F…
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…. They were forced to go on stage let’s be so real
Steve Carrier
@stevecarrier_Oct 26
Brooke Hogan called out everyone pictured in WWE’s Hulk Hogan tribute, accusing them of barely showing up for her father when he was alive and in the hospital. “Not ONE of these people stayed longer than an hour in the hospital... if they even showed.”
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How I be sleeping with my seal plush whenever Ariana says I’m too hot
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Fuck morning shifts n fuck a 6am shift dawg
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Fake ass holiday
Playbook
@PlaybookOct 25
The 10 most-bet Tight End TD scorers today: ❌ George Kittle +110 ❌ Sam Laporta +150 ✅ Trey McBride +135 ✅ Tucker Kraft +160 ❌ Brock Bowers +110 ❌ Isaiah Likely +250 ✅ Mike Gesicki +310 ✅ TJ Hockenson +230 ❌ Harold Fannin +200 ❌ Pat Freiermuth +250
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Went to Starbucks to get coffee and I got a chocolate croissant right. I was talkin to the cashier n I ended up getting a free cake pop :3 I got swag
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Fuck I need this but also a need truck
Tsunade
@4th_tsunadeOct 25
I want
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Lol
𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉
@HeatvsHatersOct 25
The Miami Dolphins got a win before the Miami Heat
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