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Troy: Things are getting pretty heated between harris and I
Ilya, flipping through a book: Oh yeah?
Troy: The other day he told me I looked good and we made eye contact
Ilya, flipping another page: Wow, I hope you were using protection.
Troy: you were pretty drunk last night. You came downstairs and said you were dressed to impress Shane.
Ilya:聽What was I wearing?
Troy, deadpan: nothing.
Ilya, smirking: makes sense.
Ilya: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.
Shane: [Opens his bag]
Shane: Ilya this is a 10 page letter...
Ilya: :3
Luca: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Ilya, ruffling his hair: You are my reward, kid.
[Later]
LaPointe: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Ilya: God knows I do. You can be a real asshole.
LaPointe: 馃ゲ
Shane: Oh and if you speak disrespectfully about my husband ever again, I will kill you.
[The metros laugh]
Shane: My bad, it sounded like I was joking. I will actually kill you.
Haas, when Ilya and shane get into an argument: you guys shouldn't fight, it's not good for the baby.
Shane, genuinely confused: what baby?
Haas, big teary eyes: me.
Scott:聽I love you, Kip.
Kip:聽I love you, Scott.
[Silence]
Kip:聽We both love you as well, Vaughy.
Vaughn, grinning like a puppy:聽Thanks guys. I was honestly feeling a little left out.
Shane: People here trust me. They feel they can come to me for advice, support, guidance, you name it.
Shane: I just don't know where they got that idea.
Dillon: I鈥檓 not strong enough. Look at me, I鈥檓 useless.
Ilya: You are not useless.
Dillon: Yes I am, I鈥檓 garbage.
Troy: You're not garbage.
Dillon: I鈥檓 a loser.
Troy:
Ilya:
Troy:
Ilya: You are not garbage.
JJ: When you gossip you hurt three people. You hurt yourself. You hurt the person you鈥檙e gossiping about.
JJ, a little choked up: And you hurt the person who doesn鈥檛 hear the gossip by making them feel left out.
Wiebe: last game really shed light on this team for me.
Wiebe: what's the opposite of rose tinted glasses? ... Turd goggles. I'm seeing everyone, through turd goggles.
[Alternate Universe where Shane and ILYA are "just friends"]
Shane: oh shit I forgot my umbrella
Ilya, blushing: you can stand under mine :)
Shane: :)
Troy:
Troy: I CANNOT take another season of you two VERBALLY EDGING each other.
Troy: This HAS to be the season you FUCK.
Ilya, despite himself, let out a wet laugh.
Because it was the funniest, yet the most truthful thing shane had ever said to him.
Because Ilya could be angry as fuck at him, and even then the only person he'd want to talk to about his feelings would be Shane. (contd.)
Later, they'd envelop each other in bed and cry once again. They'd talk about rose, about how she helped shane figure himself out. (Ilya would send her a gift basket)
They'd talk about russia. They'd talk about david and yuna.
But that was for later.