QT 3.14

2 pots to handle, 2 doors to hold, they’re called the GhostButlers and they’re in control.

I love when i talk to the indian customer service rep and she calls me Sir Ryan, so now i am a proud and honorable knight

The Flash was actually really good.

any friends really experienced with chat gpt or these ai programs? wanna try an experiment.

cousin greg was on my flight. not the real cousin greg but he was definitely white, wearing a suit on a plane, and arguing with his dad on the phone about why is his dad so upset at him? after all, he did make $8000 today & saying hey dad you're really stressing me out right now

random thought i just had - Russians are just europeans mixed with asians.

can i make a report in the citizens app about these fucking birds that won't shut the fuck up at 2am with their stupid repetitive mockingbird calls cuz this shit is disturbing the peace

Just had a black widow crawling on my neck and arm and now i wont be going outside for a year or two

One week till Korea and Hong Kong!

Another day another episode of house

True Detective season 4 not looking very good from that trailer

little known fact: cheap and easy way to get fucked up on Oxys is just snort Oxyclean. same chemical compund.

skin is weird

Happy Easter! We’re all gonna die!

When i was a kid i thought Playbill was another version of Playboy but never understood why my gramma always had them in her bathroom and there’s wasnt no naked chicks in em

Ever since House mentioned a bearclaw i could reeeeally go for a bearclaw right now

Buckethead has 435 albums?!?!?! WTTFFFF

Mos def is in this episode of House

Who wants to meet up in Hong Kong Disney in June?!

I accidentally typed Hong Kong like Honk Konk and now I can’t stop doing it and laughing every time

I’m going to Hong Kong Disneyland!