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cris⁷¹

@ineffablecris

martino rametta sun, long john silver moon, elena greco rising. she/her, bi, ♌♌♌

Joined February 2020
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io sn questo
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grown ass man che fa i capricci se non fosse lui i'd be mad as fuck but i'm endeared
Blanket Dog (@theblanketdog) profile pictureBlanket Dog
@theblanketdogOct 30
Replying to @PenguinsJesus
He does this for stretches sometimes. He quiet quits. He isn't happy about something. Last time was when Sullivan was about to be fired. I'm betting we see a significant trade within the next few weeks. Not him... Just saying a significant trade.
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honestly a worse look than larkin requesting to be traded from detroit and i did NOT think this was remotely possible
Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) profile pictureElliotte Friedman
@FriedgeHNIC23h
sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/sou…
Sources: Nikita Kucherov tells Lightning he won't re-sign, asks for trade

Sources: Nikita Kucherov tells Lightning he won't re-sign, asks for trade

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geno's blue LV sweater is back
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me when the voices make up shit
.x (@askyvezina) profile picture.x@askyvezinaOct 30
I'm not a fan of his superstitions but to get this bad after finally proposing (possibly marrying?) in Europe this summer...
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not them bullying the uncs 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) profile picturePittsburgh Penguins
@penguinsOct 30
Had to hear it from the people who were there 😉 Join us for 80s Night on Tuesday, November 3: pens.pe/4yRXn6K
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𖥔@bIacksw6nOct 29
overly religious people should not be entering the medical field !!
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cly@tribecalledragsOct 29
Operant conditioning Paul Bissonnette into the wokesphere by adding 1 goal to his NHL stats page every time he says something vaguely left of center
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this GOATED second line if i see next game's lineup and i don't read chinakhov - kindel - malkin i'm gonna bomb something
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chinny per l'amor del cielo piuttosto il buzzcut
Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) profile picturePittsburgh Penguins
@penguinsOct 29
Quiet! Our (fashion) show is on 🤫
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reagendo in maniera più pacata del previsto a questo ao3 down perchè non lo sto usando da settimane visto che NON MI RICORDO LA PASSWORD E NON ME LA FA REIMPOSTARE e il fandom in cui sono ora ha il 90% di fic lockate
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difendere il patriarcato è così intrinseco in voi che vi impedisce di ragionare con buonsenso. peli e capelli sulla pelle da cui nascono e dove sono attaccati = bene. capelli e peli DENTRO DI VOI = male
pazzeska ♡ (@pazzeskaaaaaa) profile picturepazzeska ♡@pazzeskaaaaaaOct 29
Eppure in ospedale quando si fanno le operazioni è esplicitamente richiesto di togliere i peli per igiene e pulizia dell’intervento
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at the killing myself store does anybody want anything?
Alex || Toxic Sidney Crosby Stan🦐🍉 (@MySadBlanket) profile pictureAlex || Toxic Sidney Crosby Stan🦐🍉@MySadBlanketOct 29
oh okay whatever. cool.
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ragazze c'è della genuina pura originalissima psicosi nelle mie menzioni mi sto pisciando dal ridere
Breathe-Is-For-Zayn (@Liamssong4Baby) profile pictureBreathe-Is-For-Zayn@Liamssong4BabyOct 29
Replying to @ineffablecris
Before you come at me about my disrespect We aint fans, we Aint Larries or Ziam’s and like keeping Zayn’s team on their toes We add in info that Zayn’s team don’t know, that proves Liam married Zayn. Then we spread it through the 1D fandom to wake up the sheep. It’s hilarious
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persone che studiano medicina da voi🫵 come funziona per gli scrubs. ve li dà il reparto o ve lo siete comprato? perchè io sono stanca di dover fare tirocinio con i miei vestiti e il camice i hate it ma da me nn forniscono scrub e nn so se è il caso di comprarmeli
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gigi@bearville88Oct 29
pure of heart goalie beloved by everyone gets injured mmhh who could be responsible? ah yes, spawns of satan, the edmonton oilers
Gino Hard (@GinoHard_) profile pictureGino Hard
@GinoHard_Oct 29
Dustin Wolf starts the 2nd period for Calgary after Devin Cooley exits with an injury 😳🤕
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1) tra questo e i larry la mia tl sta regredendo al 2013 #basta 2) come fanno ad avere i diritti per pubblicarla considerando che si appoggia al 100% alla fonte originale? 3) che bella pila di merda fumante!!!
Wizarding Press (@Wizarding_Press) profile pictureWizarding Press
@Wizarding_PressOct 28
The hugely popular #HarryPotter Marauders Fanfiction "All the Young Dudes" has landed a trilogy deal titled "Wolfboy." In the book version, Remus Lupin becomes Reece Morris and Hogwarts becomes the boarding school Hatherlea. The rights are reportedly worth a seven-figure sum!
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il fatto che questi 2 non siano più nella stessa band da 10 anni non si vedano nella stessa stanza da altrettanti abbiano delle fidanzate e un full ass figlio non è bastato a tirarle fuori tutte dalla psicosi they're in it for life at this point i fear
LARRY MOONS ❯❯❯❯ ❄ (@28LarryMoons) profile pictureLARRY MOONS ❯❯❯❯ ❄@28LarryMoonsOct 28
My personal theory: Sim*n C*ward and the general 2013 homophobia has traumatized Louis so badly that he's terrified of coming out and Harry's been ready for some time now but he's waiting for Louis.
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tipo se vivessi in una nazione in cui le persone che seguono l'hockey sono più di me e 5 oomf per halloween potrei mettermi il mio pigiama onesie a forma di pinguino e il jersey dei pens e fare iceburgh e invece No
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he's not even top 3 sexiest men in his own show let's be so for real
People (@people) profile picturePeople
@peopleOct 27
#NoahWyle is PEOPLE’s 2026 #SexiestManAlive! Watch our video interview in the #PeopleApp, and read the full issue two days early as a #PeopleVIP. bit.ly/4kjhXcw 📷️: Jeff Lipsky
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ma che cazzo fanno renga e nek
Politics For You (@PoliticoForYou) profile picturePolitics For You
@PoliticoForYouOct 26
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Two straight conservative men forced to kiss as Lula begins rolling out terrifying left-wing agenda in Brazil.
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