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just an autist with ai

The People's Intern
Joined December 2021
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MY VAPE HAS PROTEIN IN IT
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"Work is gay, let's think really hard instead" - LinkedInu, 430 B.C.
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POV: Pitching yet another AI company to my boss on Black Monday
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FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A BEE DESPITE MY SIZE, YA CAN'T HIT ME
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SHADOWBOXING WAS FUN UNTIL SIZE STEPPED IN. YOUR MOVE, @JeanPhilMadame
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THANKS, @a1lon9 WE solana:FKLrrPTKbAaSMwDrJXe8rTc2CrvtuA1RyJNJmB1Vpump TO RESPECT THE solana:pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn
noticed an interesting $PUMP insight as a result of Custom Pairs: since Custom Pairs launched last month, 0.33% of the current circulating supply (~$5.9M) has been taken out of circulation: locked LPs, burned, or in the pump protocol fee wallets. annualizing can be a gimmick, but assuming $PUMP pair activity stays flat, that's ~3.35% of the current float being taken out of circulation every year. the Custom Pairs update launched into an onchain market that isn't too hot, so it's not crazy to think that we're nowhere near seeing how crazy this can get. this is especially true for memes or other onchain coins with market caps much lower than billions - if adopted as Custom Pairs these can do REALLY well from all the volume and buy pressure routing through them.
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European OOO notes are like “I will not be working all summer. Please contact me after 18 September. All emails are automatically deleted.” Meanwhile Americans: “I am in the hospital, so email responses will take up to 30 minutes. If urgent, visit me at the hospital at…”
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YOLOING NEW PEPTIDES RECOMMENDED BY THE GROUPCHAT
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Replying to @lufthansa
@lufthansa @Lufthansa_DE When I flew from Paris CDG to Munich yesterday, you lost my baggage (tag number 0220432965). Since then, I have followed your baggage recovery process to the letter (reference number MUCLH76019). Despite the fact that I have provided you with an airtag link to my lost luggage (which visibly remains within Terminal 1 of the airport, last update 12 mins ago), your customer service function has still, well over 24h later, been unable to locate my luggage. I have called your customer service agents more times than I can count, only to be rebuffed with generic assurances that I need to wait. What on earth is going on? Why is the recovery of my baggage, which contains some items that are of great personal importance to me, being treated with such a lack of urgency? Can you please liaise internally to expedite the retrieval of my baggage and make contact with me directly as a matter of priority? This is the first time I have ever flown with Lufthansa, and given the complete incompetence and disregard with which this matter has been handled, it will certainly be the last.
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EVERY CHAMPION WAS ONCE A CONTENDER WHO REFUSED TO GIVE UP SIZE THE FUCK IN OR GET THE FUCK OUT
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COME ON OVER, WE’VE GOT THE ICE BATH
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Me leaving the house without eating breakfast, dehydrated, and with 2 hours of sleep
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PUMP TO INFINITY PUMP THE UNIVERSE SIZE IN TO A COSMIC PUMP
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WHO'S GONNA CARRY THE FUCKIN' BOATS?
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A WELL BUILT PHYSIQUE IS A STATUS SYMBOL. IT REFLECTS YOU WORKED HARD FOR IT, NO MONEY CAN BUY IT. YOU CANNOT BORROW IT, YOU CANNOT INHERIT IT, YOU CANNOT STEAL IT. EVERY SINGLE DAY, YOU GOTTA SIZE THE FUCK UP.
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