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i just can’t figure out why a fridge should even get an update
Owners mourn spoiled food after firmware update bricks Samsung smart fridges arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026…
everything you’ve ever said about coffee in your house uploaded for ad mining
Hey uh, @Keurig - what the hell is a COFFEE MACHINE uploading, let me double check...
ONE FUCKING TERABYTE OF DATA IN 10 DAYS!?!?
Immediately unplugging that. Getting my parents a new coffee machine.
that will be $99/month sir
lg tvs just literally wiretapping everything you say around them
just make a goddamn tv without internet i can use in peace you cowards youtube.com/watch?v=6IFVTcM2…
1) PROVE IT LG
2) want to get goodwill back? Let me turn off all the smart shit. All of it. Give us a basic mode.
tomshardware.com/tech-indust…
LG is weaseling so hard about this
“Automatic content recognition (ACR) is an opt-in feature according to LG”
you mean the feature that you go out of your way to auto-enable and trick people into turning on uh huh
“LG TVs process voice data only when the voice button on the remote control is pressed and held”
Ok but you DO store it before that then
“or when a wake word such as 'Hi LG' is recognized after [it is activated]”
LG software basically tricks you into turning this on
“the TVs do not collect or record ambient conversations”
so why are there logs of conversations near the tv stored on their hardware then
total garbage. don’t let lg tvs on the internet.
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6yo realized we always order groceries on sundays and snuck this into our whole foods cart this morning
great day for all the people with teeth kink when the mouth camera gets hacked
Dyson trained an AI on 470,000 dental images and put it inside a toothbrush. With a camera. That flosses for you. In real time.
It's called the CameraJet for $499. Launched today.
A 100,000-pixel macro lens sits inside the brush head. It takes 28 images per second while you brush. The AI detects gaps between your teeth and within 100 milliseconds fires a precision jet of mouthrinse directly into the gap.
It's computer vision doing your flossing. While you brush. Automatically.
Only Dyson would look at a toothbrush and think it needs a camera, a machine learning model, and a jet engine.
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Bought a new Dyson fan, set it up connected to the Wifi, and then it suddenly turned off for minutes, unable to turn back on.
Turns out, it was spontaneously updating itself.
This is not how a household appliance should update, I’m sorry… why do we accept such sloppiness?
use this one WEIRD trick to make your customers never purchase your car again
Check this out, today when you start your BMW, you see an advert for #spiderman #brandnewday
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My toddler was stuck in his room waiting for the green light to turn on because Hatch was down
recently got an lg g5 and the best decision I made was to not allow it to ever touch the internet
touch screens on appliances are cursed
I just fixed my oven with two teaspoons by spending literally a full hour sitting in front of it doing this over and over until it worked
youtube.com/watch?v=fYwD8uqx…
