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This is like Neymar not getting called up for Brazil
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Luke Shaw is EXCLUDED from the England squad by Thomas Tuchel! — @SamiMokbel_BBC
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Sexting on teams is mental
Uncle was doing a madness on the district line
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Replying to @axelthfc
can't even lie I ain't a spurs fan but I'd be happy for him if he did win one. He's been too underrated his entire career
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bruno Fernandes liked this reel on Instagram 🧐
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Astaghfirullah
I know a lot of people might not hear this but a simple calm warehouse job is 10X more mentally freeing than a mid pay coop job.
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if we're keeping it a buck Declan Rice could be in all-timer convos in a yr or two
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Dudes been making fat jokes abt Luke Shaw for a decade the minute it's about Saeed tho they wanna draw the line
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Racists have dreams of being as reductive to the Black British experience as the average Tumblr expat
never gonna respect MLE (multicultural london english) when it was a term made up by two white academics who werent from london. its black british english.
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Carrick’s United OOP might be the worst team ever loooool
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When they finally get booted out of the country we topple that Aguero statue like the Saddam one in Baghdad
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Football twitter is back
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Guys r gonna start doing Yanited revisionism just cos City have been cheating for 20 yrs looool don’t get it twisted you’ve still been gash
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Raise the price of petrol and diesel, @MansourBinZayed. Let’s see what decision they come to after that.
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This is what the crypto heist money did for Somalia wowwwww
Mogadishu, Somalia, has more high-rises under construction than the San Francisco Bay Area. California's inability to build anything isn't because it lacks money or technology. It's due to anti-development policies.
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Carrick + Yanited = welcome to midtable brother 😈
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How much they pay you to tweet this
You know what, fair play. FM27 is being tested by hundreds of people and somehow not a single thing has leaked. That NDA must be watertight 👏
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Business at cov uni has gotten me into rooms an Amex black card holder couldn’t dream of
A degree from a British university is really your passport for the rest of the world
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U tell a guy u got 2 sets left on a machine at the gym and he deposits the entire repository of his pantaloons next to u as if you’ve given him explicit permission to exclusively mark his territory
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Arteta is genuinely tryna turn Calafiori into this
Marcos Alonso - G/A v the PL Big 6
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owner of steven klopp is a convicted pedophile and only like 5 people on here know lol
tweet still frying me brev no one expected this from him. makes me wonder what dark secrets half u man are hiding😭
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