Irene “The Alien” Dubois

Fuck it, Moth

I hate this app and everything about it. I’m deleting it off of my phone. I’ll leave my profile up, but I won’t be checking it anymore. I doubt anyone actually cares lmao but if you’re wondering why I’m not replying to messages/tweets, that’s why.

Matt Rife for snatch game

Nobody needs music further in advance than a corporate pride gig, I swear

Me whenever I meet a drag race queen who doesn’t watch the show anymore

The way I chose “I’m a winner” as the rupaul song to perform in my audition tape 😭

Donatella VERSACE 💜

Who up tryna get their weebles wobbled??

I performed “Untouched” by the Veronicas for a brunch FULL of lesbians today, and my god the pheromones in that room were PALPABLE

The whole concept of a “Royal” is a grift, miss thing

Shaving my legs is such a fools errand. I look like someone shaved crop circles into my leg hair

Everyone in Phoenix: “yeah, but it’s a dry heat”

On grindr in Phoenix looking for @joeyjayisgay like it’s my JOB

To me hung is everything bigger than me, and small is everything smaller. People with penises, what’s hung to you? Like, give me a number. And where do you fall? Above/at/or below?

Can’t wait for ******* ******** to join me in the Fame Game hall of Fame (game)

What if instead of lip syncing, drag queens just kissed 🥺

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re not getting booked because you look like dog shit. Or you have rancid vibes in the dressing room. Or you have the stage presence of a spilled drink. Or all three.

Man, being based in Seattle makes traveling anywhere but the west coast take FOREVER I’m about to spend 7 hours on planes today…

I would pay… so much money…

Gonna start tweeting like a corporate account. “We here at Irene The Alien know how important pride is to you, so this month, we’re partnering with venmo-“