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Foid. Software Dev. Noticer. Shitposter. Elf supremacist. OL IRL. Meme Thief. Haver of two amazing tits. Knower of blessed numbers. 🇺🇸

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Joined May 2009
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Good morning, nerds. Time for a new pinned. If you're here on my profile because you're mad, you're looking for something completely irrelevant to the argument, therefore you already lost. If you're blocked, here are a few possible reasons: - You were being an insufferable faggot in my mentions and/or I didn't want to waste my time and effort arguing with you. - You are one of a very few specific people I don't like and don't want replying to me no matter what you have to say. - You drew or took a screenshot of a character you modded to be a fat, ugly hambeast with exaggerated proportions that got retweeted onto my timeline and I didn't want to see it anymore. I ❤️ my moots, but sometimes their tastes can be... questionable. Like, be for fucking real here, G-cups are awesome, but triple-M cups with a 70-inch ass? Fucking MISS me with that shit. 🤢🤮 Hope this helps.
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The instant Elon turns on posting location visible from the main timeline, it's fucking over for india and pakistan
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age: very close Also I apparently have rbf
Opsec level: Uploading full face to an AI website and being called ugly
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Dinner is served x4 Approx. 700 cal each
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Sizzle with onions
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Simmering in a pint Yes, I know, the stove is dirty. Sue me. Uncle Roger says: "Good food better than clean stove."
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And that's a wrap See you next season @DJMAX_global
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BANGER ALERTTTT
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DONE. Now get the FUCK out, double 16th notes on the same key over and over and over is fucking EVIL.
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With ease.
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Yeah, alright, the only part that tripped me up is xylo rolls 😭
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nah fam we back
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Yyyeah, I thought I was hot shit for a minute there. Space of Soul is always there to remind me of my utter helplessness.
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I'm on fire tonight
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GOTCHA FIRST 12* FULL COMBO @DJMAX_global
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One break, on a 2* SC.
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Good afternoon, nerds. Time to stop doomscrolling and play some vidya games. Nothing's gonna be for certain until later tonight.
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oh hey looks like todd got asha's memo
“The scroll offered only a shimmer, a veil thinly lifted to my eyes. A future lost. A victory undone. Sands of time scattered by fate.” Yazar, Moth Priest to High Queen Iradne of Hammerfell (4E 206)
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Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL November!
Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL November!
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