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Breaking: Ernie Johnson has announced this will be his final season hosting Inside the NBA. Congratulations on an incredible run, @TurnerSportsEJ 👏
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Rewatching the E3 Cyberpunk 2077 trailer and yeah this Keanu Reeves reveal will never not be the coolest thing in the entire world.
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Best heavyweight we’ve had in years
Bro look at how fucking GOOD Tom Aspinall was 💔💔💔
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Bro look at how fucking GOOD Tom Aspinall was 💔💔💔
It's crazy how aspinall made volkov look like an easy opponent
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Everyone in America refuses to believe its no longer the 1980s. Drug dealers play RDR2 for 8 hours a day while texting clients "roll thru bro".
I know it sounds stupid but girls like to be around fun. Drug dealers are fun. Musicians are fun. If you’re having trouble dating it’s because you’re not fun. That’s pretty much it
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Wynne releases the music video for her new single "Drunk." 🎬
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ANDERSON .PAAK x CORDAE 🚨 LA LEAKERS FREESTYLE 🎙️ “On top of the world, like Ye at SoFi.” “My n***a [Lil] Wayne, gave me the game, that’s Yodi. My n***a Nas, took me to 8 figures, after taxes.” “And I still can’t f**k with Justin Timberlake, gentrified the Rap game, we only asked to renovate.”
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your mom leaves for a few days with the fridge stocked and 30 bucks on the counter for pizza and you're all settled in to goof off and stay up late and then your dumbass 9 year old brother drops a dumbbell on his head. I know these kids were livid
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work. Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head. When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
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The most babyface thing a wrestler can do on a show. I’d never shut up about this if I was that kid.
IYO SKY with a little help from a friend 🙌 @Iyo_SkyWWE
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Just days after her viral encounter with comedian Conan O'Brien took the internet by storm, Brooklyn bar owner Debbie Shields is embracing her newfound fame. CBS News' Jared Ochacher visited her bar, Confessions Bar and spoke to her about her experience.
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That’s it, I’m on the Nick Wayne train. Send him to the top
Even KUSHIDA backstage during SJTL: “He hasn't mentioned it at all. Nick Wayne beat Chris Jericho... TWICE.” 😭😭😭
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Even KUSHIDA backstage during SJTL: “He hasn't mentioned it at all. Nick Wayne beat Chris Jericho... TWICE.” 😭😭😭
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“Let’s be honest, The Bloodline was never as good as it was until I came around, and that’s a fact. When I joined The Bloodline, it took this business to new heights and made this company hundreds of millions of dollars, because of me — And these executives will get down on their knees like ‘oh, thank you Roman.’ No! I did it.” — Sami Zayn #WWERAW
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can i touch you inappropriately but like as friends
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i think it’s time to get drunk
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Everything about the way guys used run/hit the ropes in the 80s and 90s is so good. Watching Bret or Macho Man or Flair or Austin hit the ropes is like a thing of beauty
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So… this is clearly human trafficking disguised as being tough on immigration.
A Texas father who had lived in the U.S. for 25 years with no criminal record was finishing his night shift as an Uber driver when immigration agents detained him. Without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge, he was put on a plane and sent first to Ghana, a country where he had no ties. He was then sent to his home country, despite a determination by a U.S. immigration court judge that he could not be deported there due to likely persecution. cbsn.ws/3Ude66r
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Peter Claffey has been cast as Beast in the X-MEN reboot film (Via @KnightGambit)
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