
Husband of Pastry Chef @BMA_alter | Sous Chef by Marriage.
Joined May 2012
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Sitting president dey make campaign promises like new candidate, as if he no get the power to do am now
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No electricity in a heat wave where people are predicted to die and that’s who you call your hero?
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Blackouts is not what happens in Nigeria, light is what happens. We live in a blackout and get light from time to time.
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I am constantly in a terrible mood. Constantly.
Can’t believe how much this electricity rubbish is stressing me out.
Christ.
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There is a type of lock-in that you cannot do in Nigeria.
Is it with 4 hours of electricity? Lol.
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I’m sorry but this contentification of everything cannot be our life now. We are in hell
Loving can hurt sometimes 🥲
3 years ago, the girl I had a crush on told me she was thinking of giving her ex another chance on Valentine's Day, so without telling her anything I booked a flight to her city on February 12th, so I could propose to her, but my plane started malfunctioning and it had to
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"I was raised in a time when even a heavy sigh was considered backtalk by our parents."
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It’s official! 🚀
I’m excited to finally introduce @Dayroomdev, an AI-native workspace built to make team communication, collaboration, and getting work done feel effortless.
I’ve been building this for a while, and I’m excited to finally put it in your hands.
This is just the beginning.
Come try Dayroom and let me know what you think!
🔗 dayroom.fly.dev/
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Dear founders, these are the most active investors in African startups TODAY.
Best of luck in your fundraising journey.
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