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Husband of Pastry Chef @BMA_alter | Sous Chef by Marriage.

Joined May 2012
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Sitting president dey make campaign promises like new candidate, as if he no get the power to do am now
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Lack of consequences is how things got this bad in Nigeria
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No electricity in a heat wave where people are predicted to die and that’s who you call your hero?
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The entire shomolu is plastered with APC sticker, no light
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Blackouts is not what happens in Nigeria, light is what happens. We live in a blackout and get light from time to time.
Frequent blackouts
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I am constantly in a terrible mood. Constantly. Can’t believe how much this electricity rubbish is stressing me out. Christ.
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There is a type of lock-in that you cannot do in Nigeria. Is it with 4 hours of electricity? Lol.
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Come be like say person no Sabi manage money again! Inflation wan wound man child
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We brought Touch to the Mac! From the all-new iPad mini to the 14-inch MacBook Pro and iMac... and now MacBook Pro with PROLED XDR Display and Touch, creators have new tools to do their best work yet.
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your empathy for others must not outweigh the boundaries you hold for yourself
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I’m sorry but this contentification of everything cannot be our life now. We are in hell
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Loving can hurt sometimes 🥲
3 years ago, the girl I had a crush on told me she was thinking of giving her ex another chance on Valentine's Day, so without telling her anything I booked a flight to her city on February 12th, so I could propose to her, but my plane started malfunctioning and it had to
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"I was raised in a time when even a heavy sigh was considered backtalk by our parents."
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It’s official! 🚀 I’m excited to finally introduce @Dayroomdev, an AI-native workspace built to make team communication, collaboration, and getting work done feel effortless. I’ve been building this for a while, and I’m excited to finally put it in your hands. This is just the beginning. Come try Dayroom and let me know what you think! 🔗 dayroom.fly.dev/
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Bend your bumbum over 🕺🏾
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GB to Bachs 😭.
Immediately I see that payment integration switch, I just know say things don soft. 😂😂🚀🚀
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Another year. Another chapter. Another reason to be grateful. ✨
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i’m surprised i couldn’t buy the IPO on chowdeck
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